1 00:01:03,008 --> 00:01:04,110 Hey, move! 2 00:01:12,218 --> 00:01:13,220 Hairspray? 3 00:01:32,238 --> 00:01:33,540 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 4 00:01:33,573 --> 00:01:35,375 ♪ Woke up today 5 00:01:35,408 --> 00:01:39,445 ♪ Feeling the way I always do 6 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:40,914 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 7 00:01:40,947 --> 00:01:44,350 ♪ Hungry for something that I can't eat 8 00:01:44,383 --> 00:01:45,985 ♪ Then I hear that beat 9 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,587 ♪ That rhythm of town 10 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:49,789 ♪ Starts calling me down 11 00:01:49,822 --> 00:01:53,893 ♪ It's like a message from high above 12 00:01:53,926 --> 00:01:55,228 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 13 00:01:55,261 --> 00:01:56,496 ♪ Pulling me out 14 00:01:56,529 --> 00:01:59,265 ♪ To the smiles and the streets that I love 15 00:01:59,298 --> 00:02:02,769 ♪ Good morning, Baltimore 16 00:02:02,802 --> 00:02:06,372 ♪ Every day's like an open door 17 00:02:06,405 --> 00:02:10,009 ♪ Every night is a fantasy 18 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:13,813 ♪ Every sound's like a symphony 19 00:02:13,846 --> 00:02:17,250 ♪ Good morning, Baltimore 20 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:20,587 ♪ And someday when I take to the floor 21 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:24,490 ♪ The world's gonna wake up and see 22 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,560 ♪ Baltimore and me 23 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,331 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 24 00:02:31,364 --> 00:02:32,999 ♪ Look at my hair 25 00:02:33,032 --> 00:02:34,801 ♪ What "do" can compare 26 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,270 ♪ With mine today? 27 00:02:37,303 --> 00:02:38,571 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 28 00:02:38,604 --> 00:02:41,975 ♪ I've got my hairspray and radio 29 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:43,710 ♪ I'm ready to go 30 00:02:43,743 --> 00:02:45,545 ♪ The rats on the street 31 00:02:45,578 --> 00:02:45,578 ♪ All dance 'round my feet 32 00:02:47,446 --> 00:02:51,684 ♪ They seem to say, Tracy, it's up to you 33 00:02:51,717 --> 00:02:52,952 ♪ So, oh, oh 34 00:02:52,985 --> 00:02:54,253 ♪ Don't hold me back 35 00:02:54,286 --> 00:02:57,490 ♪ 'Cause today all my dreams will come true 36 00:02:57,523 --> 00:03:00,526 CHORUS: ♪ Good morning, Baltimore 37 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:01,694 ♪ There's the flasher 38 00:03:01,727 --> 00:03:04,097 ♪ Who lives next door 39 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:07,767 ♪ There's the bum on his barroom stool 40 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,537 ♪ They wish me luck on my way to school 41 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:15,141 ♪ Good morning, Baltimore 42 00:03:15,174 --> 00:03:18,211 ♪ And someday when I take to the floor 43 00:03:18,244 --> 00:03:18,244 ♪ The world's gonna wake up and see 44 00:03:22,381 --> 00:03:24,350 ♪ Baltimore and me 45 00:03:27,253 --> 00:03:28,921 ♪ I know every step 46 00:03:28,954 --> 00:03:30,757 ♪ I know every song 47 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:34,861 ♪ I know there's a place where I belong 48 00:03:34,894 --> 00:03:37,897 ♪ I see all those party lights shining ahead 49 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,666 ♪ So someone invite me 50 00:03:39,699 --> 00:03:39,699 ♪ Before I drop dead 51 00:03:39,699 --> 00:03:43,936 ♪ Before she drops dead 52 00:03:43,969 --> 00:03:45,505 ♪ So, oh, oh 53 00:03:45,538 --> 00:03:47,106 ♪ Give me a chance 54 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:51,244 ♪ 'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star 55 00:03:51,277 --> 00:03:52,545 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 56 00:03:52,578 --> 00:03:55,982 ♪ Something inside of me makes me move 57 00:03:56,015 --> 00:03:57,850 ♪ When I hear that groove 58 00:03:57,883 --> 00:03:59,452 ♪ My ma tells me no 59 00:03:59,485 --> 00:04:01,621 ♪ But my feet tell me go 60 00:04:01,654 --> 00:04:05,558 ♪ It's like a drummer inside my heart 61 00:04:07,526 --> 00:04:08,861 ♪ So, oh, oh 62 00:04:08,894 --> 00:04:11,264 ♪ Don't make me wait one more moment 63 00:04:11,297 --> 00:04:12,999 ♪ For my life to start 64 00:04:13,032 --> 00:04:16,235 ♪ Good morning Good morning 65 00:04:16,268 --> 00:04:18,271 ♪ Waiting for my life to start 66 00:04:18,304 --> 00:04:21,841 ♪ I love you, Baltimore 67 00:04:21,874 --> 00:04:25,411 ♪ Every day's like an open door 68 00:04:25,444 --> 00:04:28,981 ♪ Every night is a fantasy 69 00:04:29,014 --> 00:04:32,719 ♪ Every sound's like a symphony 70 00:04:32,752 --> 00:04:36,289 ♪ I promise, Baltimore 71 00:04:36,322 --> 00:04:39,525 ♪ That someday when I take to the floor 72 00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:43,396 ♪ The world's gonna wake up and see 73 00:04:43,429 --> 00:04:47,133 ♪ Gonna wake up and see 74 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:49,135 ♪ Baltimore and me 75 00:04:49,168 --> 00:04:50,603 ♪ On this we all agree 76 00:04:50,636 --> 00:04:52,805 ♪ Baltimore and me 77 00:04:52,838 --> 00:04:54,507 ♪ Someday the world is gonna see 78 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:59,713 ♪ Baltimore and me ♪ 79 00:05:14,026 --> 00:05:16,996 Hey there, Teenage Baltimore! Don't touch that dial! 80 00:05:17,029 --> 00:05:18,598 It's time for The Corny Collins Show, 81 00:05:18,631 --> 00:05:20,533 brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! 82 00:05:20,566 --> 00:05:24,670 Hair so strong it even holds up in a NASA wind tunnel! 83 00:05:24,703 --> 00:05:27,807 ♪ Oh, every afternoon When the clock strikes four 84 00:05:30,409 --> 00:05:33,146 ♪ A crazy bunch of kids crash through that door 85 00:05:35,848 --> 00:05:38,518 ♪ Well, they throw off their coats and leave the squares behind 86 00:05:38,551 --> 00:05:40,119 ♪ And then they shake it, shake it, shake it 87 00:05:40,152 --> 00:05:41,787 ♪ Like they're losing their mind 88 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:45,691 ♪ You'll never see them frown 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town 89 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:48,428 ♪ Oh, every afternoon You turn your TV on 90 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,932 ♪ And we know you turn the sound up 91 00:05:52,965 --> 00:05:54,367 ♪ When your parents are gone 92 00:05:57,336 --> 00:05:58,404 ♪ And you twist and shout 93 00:05:58,437 --> 00:06:00,239 ♪ For your favorite star 94 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,642 ♪ And when you've practiced every step that's in your repertoire 95 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:06,479 ♪ You better come on down and meet the nicest kids in town ♪ 96 00:06:07,546 --> 00:06:08,948 TRACY: I'm here. 97 00:06:08,981 --> 00:06:11,083 Sorry. I got detention for speaking in speech class. 98 00:06:11,116 --> 00:06:12,785 Tracy, the show already started. 99 00:06:12,818 --> 00:06:14,821 Oh, no. Run, Penny, run! 100 00:06:14,854 --> 00:06:17,190 Can I just walk fast? My mother says I'm not allowed to perspire. 101 00:06:18,691 --> 00:06:21,694 Edna. Is my laundry ready? 102 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:23,396 EDNA: Who wants to know? 103 00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:28,768 Sure it is, hon. Come on in. Got it ready for you right there. 104 00:06:28,801 --> 00:06:30,136 That'll be $3.00 105 00:06:30,169 --> 00:06:31,671 $3.00 106 00:06:31,704 --> 00:06:35,107 Well, that's pretty pricey for a few pairs of pettipants. 107 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:38,144 Well, I'm sorry, Prudy Pingleton, there were some extra charges. 108 00:06:38,177 --> 00:06:41,347 Some of your personal stains required pounding on a rock. 109 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:43,416 Mama, turn it on! Turn on the TV! 110 00:06:43,449 --> 00:06:44,984 What in heaven's name... 111 00:06:45,017 --> 00:06:48,454 4:00, I guess I don't have to ask who got detention again. 112 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:49,822 Oh, come on, stupid Philco! 113 00:06:49,855 --> 00:06:52,925 Tracy Turnblad, mind your manners. Say hello to our guest. 114 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,026 Oh, hi, Mrs. Pingleton. 115 00:06:54,059 --> 00:06:55,127 And you, Penny? 116 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,163 Hi, Mrs. Pingleton. I mean, Mother. 117 00:06:57,196 --> 00:06:57,196 Teenagers. 118 00:06:57,196 --> 00:06:59,465 Delinquents! 119 00:06:59,498 --> 00:07:02,935 It ain't right dancing to this colored music. 120 00:07:02,968 --> 00:07:07,607 Oh, don't be silly, it ain't colored. The TV's black and white. 121 00:07:10,809 --> 00:07:13,479 ♪ Nice white kids who like to lead the way 122 00:07:13,512 --> 00:07:16,315 ♪ And once a month we have our Negro Day! 123 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:19,085 ♪ And I'm the man who keeps it spinning 'round 124 00:07:19,118 --> 00:07:22,154 ♪ Mr. Corny Collins With the latest, greatest 125 00:07:22,187 --> 00:07:22,187 ALL: Whoo! 126 00:07:22,187 --> 00:07:25,958 ♪ Baltimore sound! 127 00:07:25,991 --> 00:07:28,928 ♪ So every afternoon drop everything 128 00:07:31,797 --> 00:07:35,201 ♪ Who needs to read and write when you can dance and sing 129 00:07:37,503 --> 00:07:39,972 ♪ Forget about your algebra and calculus 130 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:42,775 ♪ You can always do your homework on the morning bus 131 00:07:42,808 --> 00:07:44,410 ♪ Can't tell a verb from a noun 132 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:46,679 ♪ They're the nicest kids in town 133 00:07:49,014 --> 00:07:50,450 ALL: ♪ Roll call! 134 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:53,185 ♪ I'm Amber! 135 00:07:53,218 --> 00:07:54,587 ♪ Brad! 136 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:54,620 ♪ Tammy! 137 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:55,988 ♪ Fender! 138 00:07:56,021 --> 00:07:56,021 ♪ Brenda! 139 00:07:56,021 --> 00:07:57,323 ♪ Sketch! 140 00:07:57,356 --> 00:07:57,356 ♪ Shelley! 141 00:07:57,356 --> 00:07:58,624 ♪ IQ! 142 00:07:58,657 --> 00:07:58,657 ♪ Lou Ann! 143 00:07:58,657 --> 00:08:00,259 ♪ Kooks! 144 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:00,292 ♪ Belle! 145 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:01,727 ♪ Corey! 146 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:01,760 ♪ Jon! 147 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,464 ♪ And I'm... Link! ♪ 148 00:08:05,497 --> 00:08:07,566 TRACY: Oh, Link, kiss me again and again. 149 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:07,599 Turn that racket down. I'm tryin' to iron in here. 150 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:14,374 ♪ So, if every night you're shaking as you lie in bed 151 00:08:16,942 --> 00:08:20,446 ♪ And the bass and drums are pounding in your head 152 00:08:22,715 --> 00:08:25,584 ♪ Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school 153 00:08:25,617 --> 00:08:28,020 ♪ They'll never get to college but they sure look cool 154 00:08:28,053 --> 00:08:29,388 ♪ Don't need a cap and a gown 155 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:32,024 ♪ 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town 156 00:08:33,658 --> 00:08:35,360 ♪ They're the nicest, nicest 157 00:08:36,461 --> 00:08:38,463 ♪ They're the nicest, nicest 158 00:08:39,631 --> 00:08:41,133 ♪ They're the sugar and spicest 159 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:41,166 ♪ The nicest kids in... 160 00:08:46,071 --> 00:08:48,040 ALL: ♪ Kids in town ♪ 161 00:08:49,641 --> 00:08:51,077 And we'll be right back! 162 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:56,349 And we're off! 163 00:08:57,716 --> 00:09:00,519 All right, people, how many times do I have to tell you? 164 00:09:00,552 --> 00:09:04,457 We do not touch ourselves anywhere while on camera. 165 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:07,160 Tammy, lose the padding. You too, Fender. 166 00:09:09,061 --> 00:09:12,031 Link, stop hogging the camera. You're not Elvis yet. 167 00:09:12,064 --> 00:09:12,064 Amber, hog the camera. 168 00:09:12,064 --> 00:09:13,866 Yes. 169 00:09:13,899 --> 00:09:16,068 I did not bribe that man to shoot the back of your head. 170 00:09:16,101 --> 00:09:16,101 Yes, Mother. 171 00:09:16,101 --> 00:09:18,304 And you, Mr. Collins! 172 00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:21,073 We shall have none of that Detroit sound today. 173 00:09:21,106 --> 00:09:23,009 The kids are over the moon for rhythm and blues, Velma. 174 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:23,042 They love it. 175 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:24,744 They're kids, Corny. 176 00:09:24,777 --> 00:09:27,380 We must steer them in the white direction. 177 00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:29,382 What have you got against Connie Francis? 178 00:09:29,415 --> 00:09:29,415 Amber. 179 00:09:29,415 --> 00:09:30,916 Yeah. 180 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:32,551 I've, uh, got something for you. 181 00:09:32,584 --> 00:09:34,020 Oh, yeah? 182 00:09:34,053 --> 00:09:37,556 I figured, we've been going together sort of steadily and, uh... 183 00:09:37,589 --> 00:09:39,158 Maybe we ought to make it official. 184 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:44,497 Oh, Link, your school ring? How precious. 185 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:46,399 Oh, and, look, it matches my new hair color exactly. 186 00:09:46,432 --> 00:09:48,334 Uh-uh, uh. 187 00:09:48,367 --> 00:09:51,237 We'll have none of that! Save your personal lives for the camera. 188 00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:55,374 And we're back in five, four, three, two... Dave, Dave. 189 00:09:55,407 --> 00:09:57,209 CORNY: Now don't forget, guys and gidgets, 190 00:09:57,242 --> 00:09:59,912 our very first prime-time television spectacular is coming up on June 6th. 191 00:09:59,945 --> 00:10:01,047 My birthday! 192 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,182 We'll be broadcasting live nationwide. 193 00:10:03,215 --> 00:10:04,817 That's almost everywhere. 194 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:07,553 Talent scouts will be on hand from all the major record labels. 195 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:11,190 Sponsoring the event will be none other than our own Ultra Clutch Hairspray. 196 00:10:11,223 --> 00:10:13,592 So, let's give a great big fawning Baltimore salute 197 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,662 to the President of Ultra Clutch, Harriman F. Spritzer. 198 00:10:19,565 --> 00:10:21,333 Hey there, pal. 199 00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:24,303 Ultra Clutch is happy to bring you fine youngsters to national attention. 200 00:10:24,336 --> 00:10:25,671 ALL: Our big break! 201 00:10:25,704 --> 00:10:27,540 Also, live on our special, we'll be crowning 202 00:10:27,573 --> 00:10:30,209 your choice for Miss Teenage Hairspray 1962. 203 00:10:30,242 --> 00:10:31,510 My big break! 204 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:35,181 Well, isn't she a lovely slim girl. 205 00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:37,583 I guess Amber's pretty but she can't dance. 206 00:10:37,616 --> 00:10:39,618 She's nothing but a shadow of her former self! 207 00:10:39,651 --> 00:10:41,687 Oh, my God. I'm going to kill myself. 208 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,023 Look, Amber's wearing Link Larkin's ring. 209 00:10:44,056 --> 00:10:47,259 And now a special announcement from our own Amber Von Tussle. 210 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:49,361 What? Oh! 211 00:10:49,394 --> 00:10:53,466 Hey. Gang. Next Thursday is Mother-Daughter Day. 212 00:10:53,499 --> 00:10:56,669 So, grab yours, and watch Mom and me right here on WZZT. 213 00:10:56,702 --> 00:10:56,702 That's right... 214 00:10:56,702 --> 00:10:59,038 Oh! And I want to be Miss Teenage Hairspray. 215 00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:02,007 So, remember, a vote from you for me is a vote for me. Okay? 216 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,976 What an unexpected ad-lib, Amber. 217 00:11:04,009 --> 00:11:05,845 And speaking of expecting the unexpected, 218 00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:07,646 our own fun-loving, freewheeling Brenda 219 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,082 will be taking a little leave of absence from the show. 220 00:11:10,115 --> 00:11:11,717 How long will you be gone, Brenda? 221 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:11,750 Nine months. 222 00:11:13,619 --> 00:11:16,122 So, it seems we'll have an opening for a girl who is just as fun-loving, 223 00:11:16,155 --> 00:11:16,155 but maybe not as freewheeling. 224 00:11:18,524 --> 00:11:20,559 How would you like to be one of the nicest kids in town? 225 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,863 Cut school tomorrow and come on down to WZZT to audition. 226 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:28,567 Oh, my God. It's a dream of a lifetime. I have to audition. 227 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,836 It's a dream of a lifetime. I have to watch you audition. 228 00:11:30,869 --> 00:11:35,007 All right! That'll be enough of that Corn-hole Collins for one day. 229 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,609 No one is auditioning for anything. 230 00:11:36,642 --> 00:11:39,278 There will be no cutting school in this house. 231 00:11:39,311 --> 00:11:39,311 But, Mrs. Turnblad... 232 00:11:39,311 --> 00:11:40,880 Penny. 233 00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:44,450 Go tell your mother. She wants you. 234 00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:46,519 She does? I better hurry. 235 00:11:46,552 --> 00:11:46,552 Bye, Mrs. Turnblad. Bye, Tracy. 236 00:11:46,552 --> 00:11:48,654 Bye. 237 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:48,687 Whoa! 238 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:50,489 Sorry, Mr. Turnblad. 239 00:11:50,522 --> 00:11:51,757 Must be rush hour traffic. 240 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:51,790 Hi, Daddy. 241 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,559 Hi, baby. 242 00:11:53,592 --> 00:11:57,096 I'm telling you, since I got that new shipment of exploding bubble gum, 243 00:11:57,129 --> 00:11:59,899 business down at the Har-Dee-Har Hut is booming! 244 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,369 How are my two funny honeys? 245 00:12:03,402 --> 00:12:03,402 Oh, stop, Wilbur. You're the funny one. 246 00:12:03,402 --> 00:12:06,172 Aw. 247 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:08,707 Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a TV show. 248 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:11,510 You're going to have to go further than that to get around me, young lady. 249 00:12:11,543 --> 00:12:13,179 No one's auditioning for anything. 250 00:12:13,212 --> 00:12:15,347 And what did I tell you about that hair? 251 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,383 All ratted up like a teenaged Jezebel. 252 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:18,851 Oh, Mother, you're so '50s. 253 00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:20,786 Even our first lady, Jackie B. Kennedy, rats her hair. 254 00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:23,656 Yeah? Well, you ain't no first lady, are ya? 255 00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:25,958 No. She's a hair-hopper. That's what she is. 256 00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:28,194 And it got her put in detention again! 257 00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:28,227 Tracy... 258 00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:29,829 Wilbur. 259 00:12:30,996 --> 00:12:33,799 Wilbur, talk to her. 260 00:12:33,832 --> 00:12:37,436 Girls like Tracy, people like us... 261 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:39,171 Oh, you know what I'm saying. 262 00:12:39,204 --> 00:12:41,607 They don't put people like us on television except to be laughed at. 263 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,642 Okay, yeah. 264 00:12:45,143 --> 00:12:46,145 Tracy, 265 00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:48,080 sweetheart, 266 00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:52,418 this television thing... 267 00:12:52,451 --> 00:12:53,452 You really want it? 268 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,589 It's my dream, Daddy. 269 00:12:57,489 --> 00:13:00,092 Then you go for it! 270 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,762 This is America, babe! You gotta think big to be big. 271 00:13:03,795 --> 00:13:06,365 Being big is not the problem, Wilbur. 272 00:13:06,398 --> 00:13:07,733 You know, when I was your age, 273 00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:11,003 my parents begged me to run away with the circus, 274 00:13:11,036 --> 00:13:14,273 and I said, "No. That's your dream." 275 00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:17,210 My dream was to own a chain of joke shops worldwide. 276 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,479 All right, yes, granted, I just have the one. 277 00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:22,214 But someday, if I can figure out 278 00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:25,084 how to keep the air from leaking out of my sofa-sized Whoopee Cushion, 279 00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:27,519 I'm going to make a noise heard around the world. 280 00:13:27,552 --> 00:13:27,552 I give up. 281 00:13:29,054 --> 00:13:31,423 You go for the gold, baby. 282 00:13:31,456 --> 00:13:35,461 I'm gonna grab me a Coca-Cola and head back to the Har-Dee-Har Hut. 283 00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:39,965 I've got my dream and I wuv it! 284 00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:42,534 Wilbur, stop it! 285 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,671 Thanks, Daddy. 286 00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:48,407 Tracy Turnblad, you get back here and help me. 287 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,877 I'm facing hampers of laundry and my diet pill is wearing off. 288 00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,512 But, Mama, I want to be famous. 289 00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:56,315 You want to be famous? Learn to get blood out of car upholstery. 290 00:13:56,348 --> 00:13:58,651 Ooh, that's a skill you can take right to the bank. 291 00:13:59,618 --> 00:14:00,953 You just don't understand. 292 00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:03,122 Tracy. 293 00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,790 You think I wanted to spend my life 294 00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:07,826 washing and ironing other people's unmentionables? 295 00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:08,861 No. 296 00:14:09,628 --> 00:14:11,597 I wanted to design them. 297 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,933 I thought I'd be the biggest thing in brassieres. 298 00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:17,936 Careful what you wish for. 299 00:14:17,969 --> 00:14:21,440 But, Mom, all I was doing was watching Corny Collins over at Tracy's. 300 00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:25,411 Did I not forbid you from listening to race music? 301 00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:30,749 Oh, if the police ever locate your father, he'll punish you good. 302 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,452 Amber, your dancing today was atrocious. 303 00:14:33,485 --> 00:14:35,321 I'm willing to lie, cheat and steal 304 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:36,922 to help you win that Miss Hairspray crown, 305 00:14:36,955 --> 00:14:38,791 but you've got to work with me. 306 00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:40,559 Here, put these in your bra. 307 00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:42,328 But... 308 00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:43,696 Mother, these are shoulder pads. 309 00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,464 They're shoulder pads to Shelley Fabares. 310 00:14:45,497 --> 00:14:45,497 To you, they're a future. 311 00:14:45,497 --> 00:14:47,833 I... 312 00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:52,705 Tracy Mary Turnblad, one day you will own "Edna's Occidental Laundry." 313 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:52,738 Will you be ready? 314 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:54,907 I hope not. 315 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:56,975 Don't contradict me! 316 00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:58,143 Don't disobey me! 317 00:14:58,176 --> 00:15:00,179 Don't even think about going to that audition. 318 00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:00,212 GIRLS: Please! 319 00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:01,780 MOTHERS: No! 320 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:01,813 GIRLS: ♪ Mother! 321 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,282 MOTHERS: ♪ Stop 322 00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:07,286 ♪ Stop telling me what to do 323 00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:08,454 MOTHERS: ♪ Don't! 324 00:15:08,487 --> 00:15:11,890 ♪ Don't treat me like a child of two 325 00:15:11,923 --> 00:15:12,991 MOTHERS: ♪ No! 326 00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:16,528 ♪ I know that you want what's best 327 00:15:16,561 --> 00:15:17,596 MOTHERS: ♪ Please! 328 00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:19,598 ♪ But, Mother, please 329 00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:23,569 ♪ Give it a rest! 330 00:15:25,036 --> 00:15:27,039 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! 331 00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:28,440 ♪ Please! 332 00:15:28,473 --> 00:15:30,409 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! 333 00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:31,844 ♪ Please! 334 00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:33,746 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! 335 00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:36,882 ♪ Please! Mama, I'm a big girl now! 336 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:41,453 ♪ Once upon a time when I was just a kid 337 00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:44,890 ♪ You never let me do just what the older kids did 338 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:48,360 ♪ So lose that laundry list of what you won't allow 339 00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:50,596 ♪ 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 340 00:15:51,963 --> 00:15:55,067 ♪ Once upon a time I used to play with toys 341 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,370 ♪ But now I'd rather play around with teenage boys 342 00:15:58,403 --> 00:15:58,403 ♪ So, if I get a hickey please don't have a cow 343 00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:04,143 ♪ 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 344 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:08,380 ♪ Ma, I gotta tell you that without a doubt 345 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:12,184 ♪ I get my best dancing lessons from you 346 00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:15,154 ♪ You're the one who taught me how to "twist and shout" 347 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:19,324 ♪ Because you shout non-stop and you're so twisted too 348 00:16:21,026 --> 00:16:24,196 ♪ Once I used to fidget 'cause I just sat home 349 00:16:24,229 --> 00:16:27,099 ♪ But now I'm just like Gidget and I gotta get to Rome 350 00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:28,801 ♪ So say, arrivederci! 351 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:29,868 ♪ Toodle-oo! 352 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,136 ♪ And ciao! 353 00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:33,105 GIRLS: ♪ 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 354 00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:34,840 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 355 00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:36,642 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! 356 00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:38,210 ♪ Please! 357 00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:40,112 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! 358 00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:41,647 ♪ Please! 359 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,549 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! 360 00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:44,650 ♪ Please! 361 00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:46,518 ♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now 362 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,153 CHORUS: ♪ Hey, Mama, say, Mama 363 00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:51,290 ♪ Once upon a time I was a shy young thing 364 00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:54,626 ♪ Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing 365 00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:55,994 ♪ But let me hit the stage 366 00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:57,963 ♪ I wanna take my bow 367 00:16:57,996 --> 00:17:00,199 ♪ 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 368 00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:01,667 ♪ Oh-o-o-o-o 369 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,868 ♪ Once upon a time 370 00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:04,870 ♪ I used to dress up Ken 371 00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:08,340 ♪ But now that I'm a woman I like bigger men 372 00:17:08,373 --> 00:17:11,710 ♪ And I don't need a Barbie doll to show me how 373 00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:15,112 ♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now 374 00:17:15,145 --> 00:17:18,216 GIRLS: ♪ Ma, you always taught me what was right from wrong 375 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,653 ♪ And now I just wanna give it a try 376 00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:25,223 ♪ Mama, I've been in the nest for far too long 377 00:17:25,257 --> 00:17:26,658 ♪ So please give a push 378 00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:29,194 ♪ And, Mama, watch me fly 379 00:17:29,227 --> 00:17:30,896 ♪ Watch me fly 380 00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:32,264 CHORUS: ♪ Hey, Mama, say, Mama 381 00:17:32,297 --> 00:17:35,601 ♪ Someday I will meet a man you won't condemn 382 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:39,037 ♪ And we will have some kids and you can torture them 383 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:42,307 ♪ But let me be a star before I take that vow 384 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,409 ♪ 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 385 00:17:44,442 --> 00:17:45,844 ♪ Oh-o-oh 386 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:47,779 ♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now 387 00:17:47,812 --> 00:17:49,281 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 388 00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:52,584 ♪ Mama, I'm a big girl 389 00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:52,617 ALL: Whoo! 390 00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:54,686 ♪ Oh, such a big, big girl! 391 00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:58,257 ♪ I'm a big girl now 392 00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:03,228 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! Please! 393 00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:06,298 ♪ Stop! Don't! No! Please! 394 00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:09,601 ♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now! ♪ 395 00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,074 396 00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:25,957 Go, shoo! 397 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,760 Thank you for coming. Don't do it again. 398 00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:32,764 That was the last candidate, Mrs. Von Tussle. 399 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,232 Really? 400 00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:37,903 Who knew all the girls in Baltimore were such skags? 401 00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:39,805 This town certainly has taken a dive 402 00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:42,941 since I wore the crown of Miss Baltimore Crabs. 403 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,143 I may have to just fill this slot myself. 404 00:19:46,678 --> 00:19:48,480 Something funny? 405 00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:52,684 Oh, I thought we'd never make it. Stupid six-car pile-up! 406 00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:55,788 All my life I wondered what this place would look like in person. 407 00:19:56,354 --> 00:19:57,622 This isn't it. 408 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,992 Oh, hey. Hi there. Am I too late to audition? 409 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,128 Not too late, dear. Just too much. 410 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:07,432 Tracy, look. It's Link Larkin. 411 00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:11,870 Link Larkin. So near and yet so gorgeous. 412 00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:13,638 No, those girls were all over me. 413 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,474 I don't know how Rock Hudson stands it. 414 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:20,379 Excuse me, little darling. I hope I didn't dent your do. 415 00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:26,918 ♪ I can hear the bells 416 00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:29,121 Tracy, are you all right? 417 00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:32,416 ♪ Well, don't you hear 'em chime? 418 00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,693 I don't hear anything. Maybe it's the altitude. 419 00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:37,596 ♪ Can't you feel my heartbeat 420 00:20:37,629 --> 00:20:41,600 ♪ Keeping perfect time? 421 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:48,273 ♪ And all because he touched me 422 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:52,544 ♪ He looked at me and stared Yes, he bumped me 423 00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:56,915 ♪ My heart was unprepared when he tapped me 424 00:20:56,948 --> 00:20:59,217 ♪ And knocked me off my feet 425 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,752 ♪ One little touch 426 00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:02,754 ♪ Now my life's complete 427 00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:05,357 ♪ 'Cause when he nudged me 428 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,192 ♪ Love put me in a fix 429 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,628 ♪ Yes, it hit me 430 00:21:09,661 --> 00:21:13,665 ♪ Just like a ton of bricks, yes, my heart burst 431 00:21:13,698 --> 00:21:15,634 ♪ Now I know what life's about 432 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:17,803 ♪ One little touch 433 00:21:17,836 --> 00:21:20,372 ♪ And love's knocked me out 434 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,707 ♪ And I can hear the bells 435 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,676 ♪ My head is spinning 436 00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:27,045 ♪ I can hear the bells 437 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,181 ♪ Something's beginning 438 00:21:29,214 --> 00:21:30,782 ♪ Everybody says 439 00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:33,452 ♪ That a girl who looks like me 440 00:21:33,485 --> 00:21:34,953 ♪ Can't win his love 441 00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:37,422 ♪ Well, just wait and see 442 00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:39,858 ♪ 'Cause I can hear the bells 443 00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:42,027 ♪ Just hear them chiming 444 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,829 ♪ I can hear the bells 445 00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,931 ♪ My temperature's climbing 446 00:21:45,964 --> 00:21:47,933 ♪ I can't contain my joy 447 00:21:47,966 --> 00:21:49,901 ♪ 'Cause I finally found the boy 448 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,737 ♪ I've been missing 449 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:59,144 ♪ Listen, I can hear the bells 450 00:21:59,177 --> 00:22:03,115 CHORUS: ♪ Ah 451 00:22:03,715 --> 00:22:05,350 ♪ Round one 452 00:22:05,383 --> 00:22:07,118 ♪ He'll ask me on a date 453 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,654 ♪ And then round two 454 00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:11,790 ♪ I'll primp, but won't be late 455 00:22:11,823 --> 00:22:13,658 ♪ Because round three's 456 00:22:13,691 --> 00:22:16,127 ♪ When we kiss inside his car 457 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,929 ♪ Won't go all the way 458 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,198 ♪ But I'll go pretty far 459 00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:22,567 ♪ Then round four 460 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,269 ♪ He'll ask me for my hand 461 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,838 ♪ And then round five 462 00:22:26,871 --> 00:22:28,406 ♪ We'll book the wedding band 463 00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:30,575 ♪ So by round six 464 00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:33,278 ♪ Amber, much to your surprise 465 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:37,516 ♪ This heavyweight champion takes the prize and 466 00:22:37,549 --> 00:22:39,885 CHORUS: ♪ I can hear the bells 467 00:22:39,918 --> 00:22:41,987 ♪ My ears are ringing 468 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,189 CHORUS: ♪ I can hear the bells 469 00:22:44,222 --> 00:22:46,358 ♪ Bridesmaids are singing 470 00:22:46,391 --> 00:22:46,391 ♪ Everybody says 471 00:22:46,391 --> 00:22:47,826 CHORUS: ♪ Ah 472 00:22:47,859 --> 00:22:49,928 ♪ That a guy who's such a gem 473 00:22:50,562 --> 00:22:52,130 ♪ Won't look my way 474 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,366 ♪ Well, the laugh's on them 475 00:22:54,399 --> 00:22:56,801 ♪ 'Cause I can hear the bells 476 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,204 ♪ My father will smile 477 00:22:59,237 --> 00:23:00,572 CHORUS: ♪ I can hear the bells 478 00:23:00,605 --> 00:23:03,108 ♪ As he walks me down the aisle 479 00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:05,043 ♪ My mother starts to cry 480 00:23:05,076 --> 00:23:09,781 ♪ But I can't see 'cause Link and I are French kissing 481 00:23:09,814 --> 00:23:15,420 ♪ Listen, I can hear the bells 482 00:23:15,453 --> 00:23:20,659 CHORUS: ♪ Ah, ah 483 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,827 ♪ I can hear the bells 484 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,963 ♪ My head is reeling 485 00:23:24,996 --> 00:23:26,798 CHORUS: ♪ I can hear the bells 486 00:23:26,831 --> 00:23:29,234 ♪ I can't stop the pealing 487 00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,602 ♪ Everybody warns 488 00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:33,238 ♪ That he won't like what he'll see 489 00:23:33,271 --> 00:23:37,776 ♪ But I know that he'll look inside of me, yeah 490 00:23:37,809 --> 00:23:39,544 CHORUS: ♪ I can hear the bells 491 00:23:39,577 --> 00:23:41,846 ♪ Today's just the start 492 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,515 ♪ 'Cause I can hear the bells 493 00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:46,117 ♪ And till death do us part 494 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,819 ♪ And even when we die 495 00:23:47,852 --> 00:23:50,255 ♪ We'll look down from up above 496 00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:50,288 CHORUS: ♪ Ooh 497 00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:52,490 ♪ Remembering the night 498 00:23:52,523 --> 00:23:54,626 ♪ That we two fell in love 499 00:23:54,659 --> 00:23:56,428 ♪ We both will shed a tear 500 00:23:56,461 --> 00:24:01,299 ♪ And he'll whisper as we're reminiscing 501 00:24:01,332 --> 00:24:02,500 ♪ Listen! 502 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:04,703 ♪ I can hear the bells 503 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:07,038 CHORUS: ♪ She can hear the bells 504 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,274 ♪ I can hear the bells 505 00:24:09,307 --> 00:24:12,143 CHORUS: ♪ She can hear the bells 506 00:24:12,176 --> 00:24:19,151 ♪ I can hear the bells ♪ 507 00:24:26,124 --> 00:24:27,859 What are you doing here? 508 00:24:27,892 --> 00:24:29,794 I came to audition for Corny. 509 00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,329 I've seen you at school. 510 00:24:31,362 --> 00:24:32,597 Yeah, well, who could miss her? 511 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:38,303 Aren't you usually in detention by now? 512 00:24:38,336 --> 00:24:40,271 Well, I cut class to come down here. Isn't that just too cool? 513 00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:43,675 I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous. 514 00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:45,343 Can I start over? 515 00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:47,145 I assure you, I'll calm down, right after I have a heart attack! 516 00:24:47,178 --> 00:24:49,147 What is wrong with her? 517 00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:50,215 Everything. 518 00:24:50,248 --> 00:24:51,716 I brought my 45s, 519 00:24:51,749 --> 00:24:53,018 so if you want to put them on, I'll show you my stuff. 520 00:24:53,051 --> 00:24:56,488 Oh! I think that you've shown us quite enough. 521 00:24:57,855 --> 00:24:59,524 ♪ Oh, my God 522 00:24:59,557 --> 00:25:01,292 ♪ How times have changed 523 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:04,229 ♪ This girl's either blind or completely deranged 524 00:25:04,262 --> 00:25:06,164 ♪ Ah, but time seemed to halt 525 00:25:06,197 --> 00:25:10,402 ♪ From when I was Miss Baltimore Crabs ♪ 526 00:25:10,435 --> 00:25:12,470 It's always been my dream to dance on this show. 527 00:25:12,503 --> 00:25:15,173 Oh, well, maybe you ought to go back to sleep! 528 00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:18,309 ♪ Childhood dreams for me were cracked 529 00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:21,713 ♪ When that damn Shirley Temple stole my freaking act 530 00:25:21,746 --> 00:25:23,748 ♪ But the crown's in the vault 531 00:25:23,781 --> 00:25:27,486 ♪ From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs 532 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,655 ♪ Those poor runner-ups 533 00:25:30,688 --> 00:25:32,323 ♪ May still hold some grudges 534 00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,192 ♪ They padded their cups 535 00:25:34,225 --> 00:25:35,794 ♪ But I screwed the judges 536 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,395 ♪ Those broads thought they'd win 537 00:25:37,428 --> 00:25:41,733 ♪ With a plate they would spin in their dance 538 00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:42,801 ♪ Not a chance 539 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,703 ♪ So I hit the stage 540 00:25:44,736 --> 00:25:46,505 ♪ Batons ablaze 541 00:25:49,907 --> 00:25:51,376 ♪ While belting high C's 542 00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:53,445 ♪ And preparing cheese souffles! 543 00:25:53,478 --> 00:25:56,514 ♪ Oh 544 00:25:56,547 --> 00:25:58,283 ♪ But that triple somersault 545 00:25:58,316 --> 00:26:02,821 ♪ Was how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs! ♪ 546 00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:02,854 Thank you. 547 00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:04,956 It's almost dinner time. 548 00:26:04,989 --> 00:26:06,925 Shouldn't you be waddling along? 549 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:10,028 Amber, haven't I taught you not to judge a book by its cover? 550 00:26:10,495 --> 00:26:11,529 No. 551 00:26:11,562 --> 00:26:13,331 Well, this is America, darling, 552 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:16,434 where everyone deserves a separate but equal chance to fail. 553 00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:17,902 I'll handle this. 554 00:26:17,935 --> 00:26:19,304 ♪ Are you scared we're on live? 555 00:26:19,337 --> 00:26:21,272 ♪ No, I'm sure I can cope 556 00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:23,208 ♪ Well, this show isn't broadcast in 557 00:26:23,241 --> 00:26:24,309 GIRLS: ♪ CinemaScope! 558 00:26:24,342 --> 00:26:26,377 ♪ I never drank one chocolate malt 559 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:31,349 ♪ No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs 560 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,118 ♪ How many sweaters do you own? 561 00:26:33,151 --> 00:26:34,853 ♪ Well, I'm sure I've got plenty 562 00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:34,886 ♪ Let me see, I have three 563 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,556 ♪ Five, wait, I have 20! 564 00:26:38,589 --> 00:26:40,058 ♪ I would say oy gevalt! 565 00:26:40,091 --> 00:26:41,292 ♪ But I can't 566 00:26:41,325 --> 00:26:43,361 ♪ I'm Miss Baltimore Crabs 567 00:26:45,296 --> 00:26:47,232 ♪ You're too wide from the back 568 00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:47,265 ♪ Oh, honey, look at her front! 569 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,502 ♪ Are we on Candid Camera? 570 00:26:50,535 --> 00:26:52,203 ♪ Okay, where is Allen Funt? 571 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:53,938 ♪ Do you dance like you dress? 572 00:26:53,971 --> 00:26:55,707 Girls, there's no need to be cruel. 573 00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:55,740 Would you swim in an integrated pool? 574 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:02,581 I sure would. I'm all for integration. It's the new frontier! 575 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,951 Not in Baltimore it isn't. 576 00:27:07,385 --> 00:27:08,787 Um... 577 00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:10,889 Can I audition for Corny now? 578 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:14,225 I'm his producer, and may I be frank? 579 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,194 ♪ First impressions can be tough 580 00:27:16,227 --> 00:27:17,896 ♪ And when I saw you I knew it 581 00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,564 ♪ If your size weren't enough 582 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,466 ♪ Your last answer just blew it! 583 00:27:21,499 --> 00:27:25,069 ♪ And so, my dear, so short and stout 584 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:26,371 ♪ You'll never be "in" 585 00:27:26,404 --> 00:27:28,239 CHORUS: ♪ So we're kicking you out! 586 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,141 ♪ With your form and your face 587 00:27:30,174 --> 00:27:31,876 ♪ Well, it isn't your fault 588 00:27:31,909 --> 00:27:34,312 ♪ You're just down with a case of Miss 589 00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:37,615 ♪ Baltimore 590 00:27:37,648 --> 00:27:44,523 ♪ Crabs 591 00:27:47,391 --> 00:27:48,493 You may go. 592 00:27:49,093 --> 00:27:50,728 Um... Thank you? 593 00:27:50,761 --> 00:27:52,597 I can tell they really liked you. 594 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,399 Take this. Let's go. 595 00:27:57,001 --> 00:27:58,937 Hello, ma'am. I want to audition. 596 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,840 And I want to be 18 again. 597 00:28:01,873 --> 00:28:03,308 ♪ How 'bout you bow and exalt 598 00:28:03,341 --> 00:28:08,880 ♪ For I am Miss Baltimore Crabs! 599 00:28:08,913 --> 00:28:10,215 ♪ Crabs! 600 00:28:10,248 --> 00:28:12,083 ♪ Crabs! 601 00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:13,185 ♪ Crabs! ♪ 602 00:28:17,378 --> 00:28:19,085 Tracy Turnblad! 603 00:28:19,124 --> 00:28:24,463 Once again your monumental hair-don't is obstructing the view of the blackboard. 604 00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:28,386 Your coif is quashing this child's constitutional right 605 00:28:28,419 --> 00:28:31,256 to a substandard public education. 606 00:28:31,289 --> 00:28:35,260 Thereby and hereby, forthwith, I am condemning you 607 00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:37,963 to three more days of detention! 608 00:28:44,869 --> 00:28:46,772 Why are they all against me? 609 00:28:46,805 --> 00:28:47,873 I wear the latest fashions. 610 00:28:47,906 --> 00:28:50,208 I keep up with all the styles. 611 00:28:50,241 --> 00:28:52,878 I'm teasing my hair as high as I can. 612 00:28:52,911 --> 00:28:56,047 Is there no pity for a teenager just trying to fit in? 613 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,883 Maybe you oughtn't try so hard? 614 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,218 I don't know why you're so happy. 615 00:29:00,251 --> 00:29:01,520 You're the smartest kid in our class, 616 00:29:01,553 --> 00:29:03,455 and you get detention just as much as I do. 617 00:29:03,488 --> 00:29:04,790 I've never heard you complain. 618 00:29:05,657 --> 00:29:08,126 Oh, but I do. 619 00:29:08,159 --> 00:29:08,159 This is my way of complaining. 620 00:29:12,463 --> 00:29:15,567 Huh. See, I found a way to use my blues. 621 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,803 Yeah, use those blues, brother. Use them or lose them! 622 00:29:17,836 --> 00:29:17,836 Look. 623 00:29:17,836 --> 00:29:19,037 That move's swift. 624 00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:21,406 The man can dine me on a diet of detention, 625 00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:23,942 so long as he don't starve me of my tunes. 626 00:29:24,642 --> 00:29:26,044 Come on, baby. 627 00:29:26,077 --> 00:29:29,414 Here's a little something-something signified to say. 628 00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:29,447 Hello, my name is Seaweed J. Stubbs. 629 00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:34,986 STUDENTS: Ooh. 630 00:29:35,019 --> 00:29:36,121 What's yours, baby? 631 00:29:36,154 --> 00:29:38,390 That's unbelievable. Can I do that? 632 00:29:38,423 --> 00:29:39,658 I don't know. Can you? 633 00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:41,226 Hello. My name is Tracy Turnblad! 634 00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:45,564 Ooh. Oh! 635 00:29:46,598 --> 00:29:47,999 She got moves for a white girl. 636 00:29:48,032 --> 00:29:49,835 Naw, naw, naw. Ain't no black and white up in here. 637 00:29:49,868 --> 00:29:52,404 Detention is a rainbow experience. 638 00:29:52,437 --> 00:29:54,239 Come on. 639 00:29:54,272 --> 00:29:55,373 What's that move? 640 00:29:55,406 --> 00:29:59,277 Now this one I call, "My Place or Yours?" 641 00:29:59,310 --> 00:29:59,310 "My place or yours?" Yeah. 642 00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:01,413 "My place..." 643 00:30:01,446 --> 00:30:05,250 See, I use it to attract the opposite sex. 644 00:30:05,283 --> 00:30:07,085 Fearless, girl. You really got it going on. 645 00:30:07,118 --> 00:30:07,118 This program is joining you already in progress. 646 00:30:10,221 --> 00:30:11,857 Who... 647 00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:14,192 Oh, my God! I just realized who you are. 648 00:30:14,225 --> 00:30:15,861 Your mom is Motormouth Maybelle the DJ. 649 00:30:15,894 --> 00:30:17,596 You dance on Negro Day. 650 00:30:20,231 --> 00:30:21,800 Well, did I say something wrong? 651 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:24,336 Will someone please enlighten this child? 652 00:30:24,369 --> 00:30:26,071 Look, we are grateful for the gig, 653 00:30:26,104 --> 00:30:28,673 but we could do without the nomenclature. 654 00:30:28,706 --> 00:30:29,741 That's one way to put it. 655 00:30:30,441 --> 00:30:31,910 I'm sorry. 656 00:30:31,943 --> 00:30:33,378 It's just that Negro Day is my favorite. 657 00:30:33,411 --> 00:30:35,247 I wish every day was Negro Day. 658 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,215 At our house it is! 659 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:38,583 Oh, I said it again, didn't I? 660 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:39,918 Yes, you did. 661 00:30:41,052 --> 00:30:43,955 Well, at least you get to dance on TV. 662 00:30:43,988 --> 00:30:47,025 Hey, Corny Collins is hosting the sophomore hop tomorrow night. 663 00:30:47,058 --> 00:30:49,160 If he saw me dancing like this with you, 664 00:30:49,193 --> 00:30:50,462 maybe he'd put me on his show. 665 00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:51,730 If you two dance together in public, 666 00:30:51,763 --> 00:30:53,565 the only show you'll be on is 11:00 news. 667 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:58,737 Tracy Turnblad! 668 00:30:58,770 --> 00:31:01,006 Laughing! Smiling! 669 00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:02,841 Dancing in detention! 670 00:31:02,874 --> 00:31:06,678 You can kiss all hopes of a higher education goodbye. 671 00:31:06,711 --> 00:31:10,115 From now on, I'm placing you in special ed 672 00:31:10,148 --> 00:31:12,484 with the rest of these characters! 673 00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:14,419 Special ed? 674 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:18,623 With them? 675 00:31:18,656 --> 00:31:22,294 Yes! I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished! 676 00:31:22,327 --> 00:31:22,327 You ain't got no sense, girl. 677 00:31:30,101 --> 00:31:31,870 CORNY: Hey, sophomores and sophomores at heart. 678 00:31:31,903 --> 00:31:35,040 I'm honored to be hosting tonight's Spring Fling here at PPHS. 679 00:31:36,474 --> 00:31:38,009 Everybody come follow me now! 680 00:31:38,042 --> 00:31:40,045 We'll have the girls on the inside, the boys on the outside. 681 00:31:40,078 --> 00:31:43,548 Let's all get ready, without further a-do-do, we're about to do 682 00:31:43,581 --> 00:31:44,983 the ladies' choice! 683 00:31:46,951 --> 00:31:48,720 ♪ Hey, little girl with the cash to burn 684 00:31:50,755 --> 00:31:53,291 ♪ Well, I'm selling something you won't return 685 00:31:54,826 --> 00:31:56,628 ♪ Hey, little girl, take me off the shelf 686 00:31:58,496 --> 00:32:01,266 ♪ 'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself 687 00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:04,836 ♪ Once you've browsed through the whole selection 688 00:32:04,869 --> 00:32:06,838 ♪ Shake those hips in my direction 689 00:32:06,871 --> 00:32:08,707 ♪ A prettier package you never did see 690 00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:10,608 ♪ Take me home and then unwrap me 691 00:32:10,641 --> 00:32:12,277 ♪ Shop around, little darling 692 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:14,646 ♪ I've got to be 693 00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:16,448 ♪ The ladies' choice Hey! 694 00:32:16,481 --> 00:32:18,116 MAN: ♪ Ladies' choice 695 00:32:18,149 --> 00:32:19,985 ♪ The ladies' choice ♪ 696 00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:23,822 ALL: Whoo! 697 00:32:23,855 --> 00:32:25,423 No, no, no, no, Inez. No. 698 00:32:25,456 --> 00:32:27,559 Why do we always have to dance in the back? 699 00:32:27,592 --> 00:32:29,294 Look, I don't know. There's them and there's us. 700 00:32:29,327 --> 00:32:30,829 That's just the way it is. 701 00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,764 ♪ Hey, little girl looking for a sale 702 00:32:32,797 --> 00:32:34,833 CHORUS: ♪ Hey, little girl looking for a sale 703 00:32:34,866 --> 00:32:36,801 ♪ Test drive this American male 704 00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:38,670 CHORUS: ♪ Test drive this American male 705 00:32:38,703 --> 00:32:40,672 ♪ It's gonna take cash to fill my tank 706 00:32:40,705 --> 00:32:42,574 CHORUS: ♪ It's gonna take cash to fill my tank 707 00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:44,743 ♪ So let's crack open your piggy bank 708 00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:46,811 CHORUS: ♪ Let's crack open your piggy bank 709 00:32:46,844 --> 00:32:48,813 ♪ Hey, little girl, going window shopping 710 00:32:48,846 --> 00:32:50,715 ♪ I got something traffic stopping 711 00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,584 ♪ Hey, little girl on a spending spree 712 00:32:52,617 --> 00:32:54,719 ♪ I don't come cheap but my kisses come free 713 00:32:54,752 --> 00:32:57,989 ♪ On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree 714 00:32:58,022 --> 00:33:00,191 ♪ I'm the ladies' choice 715 00:33:00,224 --> 00:33:02,060 MAN: ♪ Ladies' choice 716 00:33:02,093 --> 00:33:04,229 CORNY: ♪ I'm the ladies' choice 717 00:33:04,262 --> 00:33:05,830 I can't believe my eyes. 718 00:33:05,863 --> 00:33:07,899 A dance. With dancing. 719 00:33:07,932 --> 00:33:09,201 Oh, there's Seaweed. 720 00:33:11,269 --> 00:33:12,470 Hey, Seaweed. 721 00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:14,105 Let's show Corny your new moves. 722 00:33:14,138 --> 00:33:15,874 No, no, no. You got to dance with your crowd, 723 00:33:15,907 --> 00:33:17,075 I got to dance with mine. 724 00:33:17,108 --> 00:33:18,810 Why? 725 00:33:18,843 --> 00:33:19,945 Wait for my cue. 726 00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:22,781 All right? 727 00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:22,814 Yeah. 728 00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:24,349 It's gonna be all right. 729 00:33:26,784 --> 00:33:27,886 ALL: Whoo! 730 00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:29,154 Now. 731 00:33:31,923 --> 00:33:34,192 Everything you've got, all right? 732 00:33:46,938 --> 00:33:49,107 SEAWEED: Hey, hey, hey! Go check her out, y'all! 733 00:33:50,074 --> 00:33:50,074 Hey! 734 00:33:50,074 --> 00:33:51,976 Crazy! 735 00:33:52,009 --> 00:33:54,079 That girl's as free as the wind. 736 00:33:54,112 --> 00:33:56,347 What's your name, little darling? 737 00:33:56,380 --> 00:33:59,617 I'm Tracy Turnblad! 738 00:34:02,086 --> 00:34:03,889 Oh, here's one I learned in detention. 739 00:34:07,158 --> 00:34:09,061 Show him how it's done, girl! 740 00:34:11,195 --> 00:34:13,198 Put some soul into it! 741 00:34:15,266 --> 00:34:16,801 That's right, girl! 742 00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:20,171 All right, kids, let's take it home! 743 00:34:20,204 --> 00:34:24,242 Everybody, stop liking her! 744 00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:26,344 ♪ Hey, little girl on a spending spree 745 00:34:26,377 --> 00:34:28,179 ♪ I don't come cheap but my kisses come free 746 00:34:28,212 --> 00:34:30,849 ♪ On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree 747 00:34:31,549 --> 00:34:32,684 ♪ Oh 748 00:34:32,717 --> 00:34:34,319 ♪ Hey, little girl, listen to my plea 749 00:34:34,352 --> 00:34:36,354 ♪ I come with a lifetime guarantee 750 00:34:36,387 --> 00:34:38,623 ♪ One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three 751 00:34:38,656 --> 00:34:39,791 CHORUS: ♪ Baby makes three 752 00:34:39,824 --> 00:34:39,824 ♪ It's the ladies choice 753 00:34:43,394 --> 00:34:45,864 ♪ It's the ladies choice 754 00:34:47,632 --> 00:34:49,634 ♪ It's the ladies choice 755 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:51,603 ♪ Yeah, yeah 756 00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:53,772 ♪ It's the ladies' choice ♪ 757 00:35:37,181 --> 00:35:39,116 Hey there, teenage Baltimore. 758 00:35:39,149 --> 00:35:41,552 Welcome to The Corny Collins Show. 759 00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:43,921 Brought to you by Ultra Clutch. 760 00:35:43,954 --> 00:35:45,823 And it tastes good, too. 761 00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:48,091 PENNY: Hurry, Mr. Turnblad! 762 00:35:48,125 --> 00:35:49,961 Mrs. Turnblad, come see what's on TV! 763 00:35:49,994 --> 00:35:51,529 Penny Pingleton, this better be important. 764 00:35:51,562 --> 00:35:51,562 It is! 765 00:35:51,562 --> 00:35:52,930 Oh, no. 766 00:35:52,963 --> 00:35:55,566 Don't tell me Khrushchev has his shoes off again! 767 00:35:55,599 --> 00:35:57,435 And let the party begin! 768 00:35:57,467 --> 00:35:59,202 Hey! 769 00:35:59,236 --> 00:36:00,738 ALL: Roll call! 770 00:36:01,972 --> 00:36:03,741 ♪ I'm Amber! 771 00:36:03,774 --> 00:36:05,109 ♪ Brad! 772 00:36:05,141 --> 00:36:05,141 ♪ Tammy! 773 00:36:05,141 --> 00:36:06,509 ♪ Fender! 774 00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:06,543 ♪ Brenda! 775 00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:07,845 ♪ Sketch! 776 00:36:07,878 --> 00:36:07,878 ♪ Shelley! 777 00:36:07,878 --> 00:36:09,180 ♪ IQ! 778 00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:09,213 ♪ Lou Ann! 779 00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:10,748 ♪ Kooks! 780 00:36:10,781 --> 00:36:10,781 ♪ Belle! 781 00:36:10,781 --> 00:36:12,149 ♪ Corey! 782 00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:12,181 ♪ John! 783 00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:13,884 ♪ Link! 784 00:36:14,551 --> 00:36:16,554 ♪ And I'm Tracy 785 00:36:18,022 --> 00:36:20,791 ♪ So, if every night you're shaking as you lie in bed 786 00:36:20,824 --> 00:36:22,994 ALL: ♪ Go, Tracy! Go, go, Tracy! 787 00:36:23,027 --> 00:36:26,898 ♪ And the bass and drums are pounding in your head 788 00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:31,669 ♪ Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? 789 00:36:31,702 --> 00:36:34,238 ♪ They'll never get to college but they sure look cool 790 00:36:34,271 --> 00:36:35,973 ♪ Don't need a cap and a gown 791 00:36:36,006 --> 00:36:38,009 ♪ 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town 792 00:36:38,042 --> 00:36:40,077 ALL: ♪ Ooh 793 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,014 ♪ They're the nicest, nicest 794 00:36:43,047 --> 00:36:45,650 ♪ They're the nicest, nicest 795 00:36:45,683 --> 00:36:47,518 ♪ Well, sugar and spicest 796 00:36:47,551 --> 00:36:49,454 ♪ The nicest kids in... 797 00:36:52,456 --> 00:36:54,592 ALL: ♪ Kids in town ♪ 798 00:36:57,594 --> 00:36:59,697 And that was our new dance of the week, "Your Place or Mine," 799 00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:01,232 introduced by our new council member, 800 00:37:01,265 --> 00:37:01,265 Miss Tracy Turnblad! 801 00:37:01,265 --> 00:37:02,901 Hi! 802 00:37:05,536 --> 00:37:08,673 Tracy! Live in our own living room. 803 00:37:08,706 --> 00:37:10,374 I think I've seen her here before. 804 00:37:10,407 --> 00:37:11,976 And she's going to be a regular. 805 00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:16,380 Imagine, my little girl, regular. 806 00:37:16,413 --> 00:37:20,151 Tracy. Hi! It's me, Penny. 807 00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:20,184 Hi. 808 00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:22,119 She can't hear you, hon. 809 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:22,152 It's just a television. 810 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,522 Oh. 811 00:37:29,326 --> 00:37:31,529 Hello? 812 00:37:31,562 --> 00:37:34,966 Yes, this is her childhood home. 813 00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:37,101 No, I'm not her father. 814 00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:39,270 So, tell us about yourself, Trace! 815 00:37:39,303 --> 00:37:41,806 Well, I go to Patterson Park High, 816 00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:43,274 I watch your show, 817 00:37:43,307 --> 00:37:45,076 and I do absolutely nothing else. 818 00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:46,911 Love that. 819 00:37:46,944 --> 00:37:49,213 Oh, but someday I hope to become the first woman president. 820 00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:52,416 Or a Rockette. You got to think big to be big! 821 00:37:52,449 --> 00:37:53,951 Hi, Daddy. 822 00:37:53,984 --> 00:37:56,687 And as president, what would your first official act be? 823 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,656 Well, I'd make every day Negro Day! 824 00:37:58,689 --> 00:37:59,857 Ah! 825 00:37:59,890 --> 00:38:01,759 CORNY: I read you like tomorrow's headlines. 826 00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:04,228 Looks like we might just have a hot new candidate for Miss Teenage Hairspray. 827 00:38:04,261 --> 00:38:06,063 What? No! 828 00:38:06,096 --> 00:38:09,000 You can't. I mean, she's the "before" and I'm the "after." 829 00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:10,434 And "afters" always win, so... 830 00:38:10,467 --> 00:38:12,069 So, what do you say, Tracy? 831 00:38:12,102 --> 00:38:14,772 Would you like Link Larkin to sing a song just for you? 832 00:38:14,805 --> 00:38:16,273 Would I? 833 00:38:16,306 --> 00:38:17,808 Would I? 834 00:38:17,841 --> 00:38:20,845 You people are ignoring the laws of nature! 835 00:38:20,878 --> 00:38:22,113 Link Larkin, our own budding Elvis, 836 00:38:22,146 --> 00:38:24,615 will now dedicate a song to the equally blooming 837 00:38:24,648 --> 00:38:24,648 Miss Tracy Turnblad, with It Takes Two. 838 00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:31,656 Mother! 839 00:38:38,962 --> 00:38:41,265 ♪ They say it's a man's world 840 00:38:41,298 --> 00:38:45,569 ♪ Well, that cannot be denied 841 00:38:45,602 --> 00:38:47,938 ♪ But what good's a man's world 842 00:38:47,971 --> 00:38:52,309 ♪ Without a woman by his side 843 00:38:52,342 --> 00:38:53,978 ♪ So I will wait 844 00:38:54,011 --> 00:38:59,550 ♪ Until that moment you decide 845 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:01,385 ♪ That I'm your man 846 00:39:01,418 --> 00:39:02,953 ♪ And you're my girl 847 00:39:02,986 --> 00:39:04,622 ♪ That I'm the sea 848 00:39:04,655 --> 00:39:06,090 ♪ And you're the pearl 849 00:39:06,123 --> 00:39:08,993 ♪ It takes two, baby 850 00:39:09,026 --> 00:39:11,162 ♪ It takes two 851 00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:15,299 ♪ A king ain't a king 852 00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:20,538 ♪ Without the power behind the throne 853 00:39:20,571 --> 00:39:22,940 ♪ A prince is a pauper, babe 854 00:39:22,973 --> 00:39:26,977 ♪ Without a chick to call his own 855 00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:29,013 ♪ So, please, darling, choose me 856 00:39:29,046 --> 00:39:34,051 ♪ I don't want to rule alone 857 00:39:34,084 --> 00:39:36,287 ♪ Tell me I'm your king 858 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,955 ♪ And you're my queen 859 00:39:37,988 --> 00:39:41,192 ♪ That no one else can come between 860 00:39:41,225 --> 00:39:43,794 ♪ It takes two, baby 861 00:39:43,827 --> 00:39:46,530 ♪ It takes two 862 00:39:46,563 --> 00:39:48,232 ♪ Don't you know 863 00:39:48,265 --> 00:39:50,835 ♪ Lancelot had Guinevere 864 00:39:50,868 --> 00:39:53,704 ♪ Mrs. Claus has old St. Nick 865 00:39:54,838 --> 00:39:57,942 ♪ Romeo had Juliet 866 00:39:57,975 --> 00:39:57,975 ♪ And Liz, she has her Dick 867 00:40:01,545 --> 00:40:04,348 ♪ They say it takes two to tango 868 00:40:04,381 --> 00:40:07,952 ♪ Well, that tango's child's play 869 00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:10,855 ♪ So, take me to the dance floor 870 00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:15,392 ♪ And we'll twist the night away 871 00:40:15,425 --> 00:40:21,232 ♪ Just like Frankie Avalon has his favorite Mouseketeer 872 00:40:22,132 --> 00:40:24,502 ♪ I dream of a lover, babe 873 00:40:24,535 --> 00:40:27,705 ♪ To say the things I long to hear 874 00:40:28,705 --> 00:40:31,208 ♪ So, come closer baby, oh 875 00:40:31,241 --> 00:40:35,946 ♪ And whisper in my ear 876 00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:35,979 ♪ Tell me that you're my girl 877 00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:38,015 ♪ I'm your girl 878 00:40:38,048 --> 00:40:38,048 ♪ And I'm your boy 879 00:40:38,048 --> 00:40:39,650 ♪ You're my boy 880 00:40:39,683 --> 00:40:39,683 ♪ That you're my pride 881 00:40:39,683 --> 00:40:41,352 ♪ I'm your pride 882 00:40:41,385 --> 00:40:41,385 ♪ And I'm your joy 883 00:40:41,385 --> 00:40:43,287 ♪ You're my joy 884 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,889 ♪ I'm the sand 885 00:40:44,922 --> 00:40:46,190 ♪ And you're the tide 886 00:40:46,223 --> 00:40:47,625 ♪ I'll be the groom 887 00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:47,658 ♪ If you'll be my bride 888 00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:49,627 ♪ I'll be your bride 889 00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:52,163 ♪ It takes two, baby 890 00:40:52,196 --> 00:40:55,133 ♪ It takes two 891 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:56,333 ♪ It takes two, baby 892 00:41:02,873 --> 00:41:08,913 ♪ It takes two 893 00:41:08,946 --> 00:41:15,052 ♪ Two ♪ 894 00:41:20,123 --> 00:41:20,123 And we're off! 895 00:41:25,596 --> 00:41:28,732 Mrs. Von Tussle, we must speak! 896 00:41:28,765 --> 00:41:29,833 Shall we? 897 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:31,402 Mrs. Von Tussle! 898 00:41:31,435 --> 00:41:32,703 Negro Day? 899 00:41:32,736 --> 00:41:34,605 Every day! 900 00:41:34,638 --> 00:41:37,575 That chubby communist girl just kissed that boy 901 00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:40,177 on his possibly parted lips! 902 00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:43,514 Ultra Clutch and controversy do not mix. 903 00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:45,749 Chubby girls and Negros buy hairspray too, Mr. Spritzer. 904 00:41:45,782 --> 00:41:47,351 Collins, you're fired! 905 00:41:47,384 --> 00:41:49,420 You can't fire Corny Collins from The Corny Collins Show. 906 00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:51,989 Why not? They do it all the time on Lassie. 907 00:41:52,022 --> 00:41:53,257 Mr. Spritzer, to keep your audience, 908 00:41:53,290 --> 00:41:54,992 you've got to keep up with the times. 909 00:41:55,025 --> 00:41:56,994 Bringing Tracy on is just one of my ideas. 910 00:41:57,027 --> 00:41:59,129 Since when do you have ideas? 911 00:41:59,162 --> 00:42:00,798 It's time the kids who're on the show 912 00:42:00,831 --> 00:42:03,968 start to look like the kids who watch the show. 913 00:42:04,001 --> 00:42:05,469 Hmm? 914 00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,338 You're insane! 915 00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,173 You and I should have a chat of our own. 916 00:42:17,247 --> 00:42:19,016 ♪ Oh, my God 917 00:42:19,049 --> 00:42:21,385 ♪ That snake that sings 918 00:42:21,418 --> 00:42:22,586 ♪ He's a puppet 919 00:42:22,619 --> 00:42:25,889 ♪ But I hold the purse and the strings 920 00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:28,192 ♪ God, I knew Negro Day 921 00:42:28,225 --> 00:42:30,661 ♪ Would bring chaos and change 922 00:42:30,694 --> 00:42:32,663 ♪ Now he's pushing this pinko 923 00:42:32,696 --> 00:42:35,733 ♪ Who might give us all mange 924 00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:38,969 ♪ She's a blemish, a blackhead 925 00:42:39,002 --> 00:42:40,371 ♪ That must be expelled 926 00:42:40,404 --> 00:42:42,006 ♪ There's a standard of beauty 927 00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:43,874 ♪ That must be upheld 928 00:42:43,907 --> 00:42:45,943 ♪ People say I'm a bigot 929 00:42:45,976 --> 00:42:47,311 ♪ But it just isn't true 930 00:42:47,344 --> 00:42:49,313 ♪ Look, I love Sammy Davis 931 00:42:49,346 --> 00:42:51,482 ♪ And he's black and a Jew! 932 00:42:51,515 --> 00:42:53,083 ♪ They better get set 933 00:42:53,116 --> 00:42:54,985 ♪ For a full out assault 934 00:42:55,018 --> 00:42:56,687 ♪ They should never have boiled 935 00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:03,628 ♪ Miss Baltimore Crabs ♪ 936 00:44:19,974 --> 00:44:21,777 Hello? 937 00:44:21,810 --> 00:44:23,345 Yes, well, thank you very much. 938 00:44:23,378 --> 00:44:27,716 I'm sure that Tracy appreciates your vote for Miss Teenage Hairspray. 939 00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:29,718 And she loves you, too. 940 00:44:29,819 --> 00:44:31,020 Very much. 941 00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:32,481 Whoever you are. 942 00:44:32,514 --> 00:44:33,716 Goodbye. 943 00:44:35,784 --> 00:44:38,021 Oh, this is crazy. 944 00:44:38,921 --> 00:44:40,456 Hello? 945 00:44:41,657 --> 00:44:43,159 What am I wearing? 946 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,997 A housedress, scuffies, and supp hose. 947 00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:49,198 What are you wearing? 948 00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:53,002 Hello? Hello? 949 00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:54,570 Mama, did you see? Did you see me? 950 00:44:54,603 --> 00:44:57,273 Of course I saw you, it was on TV. I had to. 951 00:44:57,306 --> 00:45:00,343 Oh, Tracy, the phone's been ringing like we was a telethon. 952 00:45:00,376 --> 00:45:04,113 To think, a beloved TV icon the fruit of my womb. 953 00:45:04,146 --> 00:45:04,146 So you're not mad? 954 00:45:04,146 --> 00:45:05,348 Mad? 955 00:45:05,381 --> 00:45:07,583 How could I be mad? You're famous! 956 00:45:07,616 --> 00:45:09,919 But, hon, if you'd only told me you was going to get on the show, 957 00:45:09,952 --> 00:45:11,888 I never would have said you couldn't. 958 00:45:11,921 --> 00:45:14,624 But come. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 959 00:45:14,657 --> 00:45:16,025 Tell me, 960 00:45:16,058 --> 00:45:18,728 is fame everything you thought it would be? 961 00:45:18,761 --> 00:45:20,162 Are you happy, hon? 962 00:45:20,195 --> 00:45:21,864 Yes, Mama. 963 00:45:21,897 --> 00:45:23,733 And I think I'm in love. 964 00:45:23,766 --> 00:45:26,002 I know. I've been following. 965 00:45:26,035 --> 00:45:28,771 You and I are gonna have to have a talk about crooners. 966 00:45:28,804 --> 00:45:33,075 Or we could all learn a lesson from the mistakes of Miss Debbie Reynolds. 967 00:45:33,108 --> 00:45:35,211 There it goes again. 968 00:45:35,644 --> 00:45:37,380 Hello? 969 00:45:37,413 --> 00:45:40,149 Yes, this is Tracy Turnblad. 970 00:45:40,182 --> 00:45:41,784 Hi, Mr. Pinky. 971 00:45:41,817 --> 00:45:43,586 Mr. Pinky? The Mr. Pinky? 972 00:45:43,619 --> 00:45:47,356 Of "Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway, Quality Clothes for Quantity Gals"? 973 00:45:47,389 --> 00:45:48,424 That Mr. Pinky? 974 00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:49,859 You want to hire me as your exclusive 975 00:45:49,892 --> 00:45:49,892 spokesmodel and fashion effigy? 976 00:45:51,527 --> 00:45:51,527 What's an effigy? 977 00:45:53,028 --> 00:45:54,597 Well, that's very flattering, 978 00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:54,630 but of course all business must go through my agent. 979 00:45:56,865 --> 00:45:58,434 It'll be our pleasure. 980 00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:00,703 We'll be right over. Goodbye. 981 00:46:00,736 --> 00:46:02,405 Ooh. I don't know any agents. 982 00:46:02,438 --> 00:46:04,674 How about a nice bail bondsman? 983 00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:04,707 Well, you, Mother. 984 00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:06,609 Me? 985 00:46:06,642 --> 00:46:10,146 Oh, Tracy Turnblad, fame has gone to your head and left you wacky. 986 00:46:10,179 --> 00:46:13,883 You need a top-shelf professional. 987 00:46:13,916 --> 00:46:16,419 Now, who handled the Gabor sisters? 988 00:46:16,452 --> 00:46:17,987 Well, who didn't? 989 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:21,023 Mother, there's a great big world out there that I know nothing about. 990 00:46:21,056 --> 00:46:23,526 And when things get rough, a girl needs her mother. 991 00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:25,995 And I will be right at your side if that's what you want. 992 00:46:26,028 --> 00:46:28,597 And together we will claw your way to the top. 993 00:46:28,630 --> 00:46:30,399 Only, can't we do it over the phone? 994 00:46:30,432 --> 00:46:32,301 Oh, hon, I haven't been out of this apartment 995 00:46:32,334 --> 00:46:36,005 since Mamie Eisenhower rolled her hose and bobbed her bangs. 996 00:46:36,038 --> 00:46:39,041 ♪ Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, look around 997 00:46:39,074 --> 00:46:41,978 ♪ Everybody's grooving to a brand-new sound 998 00:46:42,011 --> 00:46:45,014 ♪ Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, follow me 999 00:46:45,047 --> 00:46:47,616 ♪ I know something's in you that you want to set free 1000 00:46:47,649 --> 00:46:50,720 ♪ So let go, go, go of the past now 1001 00:46:50,753 --> 00:46:53,689 ♪ Say hello to the love in your heart 1002 00:46:53,722 --> 00:46:56,759 ♪ Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now 1003 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,061 ♪ You got to get yourself a brand-new start 1004 00:46:59,094 --> 00:47:01,664 ♪ Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 1005 00:47:01,697 --> 00:47:04,667 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1006 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,737 ♪ Oh, Mama, welcome to the '60s 1007 00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:10,673 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1008 00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:12,808 ♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go 1009 00:47:14,576 --> 00:47:14,576 ♪ Welcome to the '60s 1010 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,715 ♪ Hey, Mama 1011 00:47:19,748 --> 00:47:22,718 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1012 00:47:22,751 --> 00:47:24,286 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1013 00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:25,821 ♪ Hey, Mama, hey, Mama 1014 00:47:25,854 --> 00:47:27,256 ♪ Take my hand 1015 00:47:27,289 --> 00:47:30,292 ♪ First let's make a pit stop at the wiener stand 1016 00:47:30,325 --> 00:47:31,794 ♪ Hey, Mama, hey, Mama 1017 00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:33,362 ♪ Take a chance 1018 00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:36,032 ♪ Oh, Tracy, it's been years since someone asked me to dance 1019 00:47:36,065 --> 00:47:37,900 ♪ So let go, go, go 1020 00:47:37,933 --> 00:47:39,035 ♪ Of the past now 1021 00:47:39,068 --> 00:47:41,971 ♪ Say hello to the light in your eyes 1022 00:47:42,004 --> 00:47:44,607 ♪ I know that the world's spinning fast now 1023 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,376 ♪ But you got to run the race to win the prize 1024 00:47:47,409 --> 00:47:50,012 ♪ Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 1025 00:47:50,045 --> 00:47:52,948 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1026 00:47:52,981 --> 00:47:56,052 ♪ Oh, Mama, welcome to the '60s 1027 00:47:56,085 --> 00:47:58,954 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1028 00:47:58,987 --> 00:48:01,391 ♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go 1029 00:48:02,825 --> 00:48:04,427 ♪ Welcome to the '60s 1030 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:06,128 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1031 00:48:06,161 --> 00:48:08,064 ♪ Hey, Mama 1032 00:48:08,097 --> 00:48:11,033 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1033 00:48:11,066 --> 00:48:13,336 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1034 00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:17,106 Free jelly donuts while they last. 1035 00:48:17,139 --> 00:48:19,809 Eat them up, girls, I've got tons of taffeta inside. 1036 00:48:19,842 --> 00:48:21,310 Hi, Mr. Pinky. 1037 00:48:21,343 --> 00:48:22,511 I'm Tracy. 1038 00:48:22,544 --> 00:48:24,380 There's my shining star. 1039 00:48:24,413 --> 00:48:26,949 Television doesn't capture half of you. 1040 00:48:26,982 --> 00:48:29,218 Oh, Mr. Pinky, you certainly picked a lovely girl 1041 00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:31,087 to put the plus in your plus sizes. 1042 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,655 Now, Tracy, who is this? 1043 00:48:32,688 --> 00:48:34,123 Your gorgeous big sister? 1044 00:48:34,156 --> 00:48:35,624 Mr. Pinky, stop! 1045 00:48:35,657 --> 00:48:37,793 I'm not her gorgeous big sister. I'm... 1046 00:48:37,826 --> 00:48:39,528 54 double D? 1047 00:48:39,561 --> 00:48:39,561 Triple E. 1048 00:48:39,561 --> 00:48:40,863 Oh, mama! 1049 00:48:40,896 --> 00:48:41,964 I hit the motherlode! 1050 00:48:41,997 --> 00:48:43,900 Step inside and let's make a deal. 1051 00:48:47,736 --> 00:48:50,339 CHORUS: ♪ Your mama's welcoming the '60s 1052 00:48:50,372 --> 00:48:53,709 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1053 00:48:53,742 --> 00:48:56,479 ♪ Oh, your mama's welcoming the '60s 1054 00:48:56,512 --> 00:48:58,647 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1055 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,983 ♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go! 1056 00:49:01,016 --> 00:49:03,586 ♪ Welcome to the rhythm of a brand-new day 1057 00:49:03,619 --> 00:49:05,054 ♪ Take your old-fashioned fears 1058 00:49:05,087 --> 00:49:06,922 ALL: ♪ And just throw them away 1059 00:49:06,955 --> 00:49:09,692 ♪ You should have some color and a fresh new "do" 1060 00:49:09,725 --> 00:49:12,928 ♪ 'Cause it's time for a star who looks just like you! 1061 00:49:12,961 --> 00:49:14,297 ♪ Who? Me? 1062 00:49:16,131 --> 00:49:18,667 ♪ Don't you let nobody try to steal your fun 1063 00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:22,004 ♪ 'Cause a little touch of lipstick never hurt no one 1064 00:49:22,037 --> 00:49:24,607 ♪ The future's got a million roads for you to choose 1065 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,010 ♪ But you'll walk a little taller in some high-heeled shoes 1066 00:49:28,043 --> 00:49:30,646 ♪ And once you find the style that makes you feel like you 1067 00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:32,181 ♪ Something fresh, something new 1068 00:49:32,214 --> 00:49:33,949 ALL: ♪ Step on out, hear us shout 1069 00:49:33,982 --> 00:49:36,052 ♪ Mama, that's your cue! 1070 00:49:40,222 --> 00:49:41,657 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1071 00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,125 ♪ Hey, Tracy, hey, baby 1072 00:49:43,158 --> 00:49:44,660 ♪ Look at me! 1073 00:49:44,693 --> 00:49:48,164 ♪ I'm the cutest chickie that you ever did see 1074 00:49:48,197 --> 00:49:50,633 ♪ Hey, Tracy, hey, baby Look at us 1075 00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:53,369 ♪ Where is there a team that's half as fabulous? 1076 00:49:53,402 --> 00:49:55,004 ♪ I let go, go, go 1077 00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:56,338 ♪ Of the past now 1078 00:49:56,371 --> 00:49:59,375 ♪ Said hello to this red carpet ride 1079 00:49:59,408 --> 00:50:02,811 ♪ Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now 1080 00:50:02,844 --> 00:50:04,780 ♪ Tell Lollobrigida to step aside! 1081 00:50:04,813 --> 00:50:07,183 ALL: ♪ Your mama's welcoming the '60s 1082 00:50:07,216 --> 00:50:08,885 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1083 00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,722 ♪ Your mama's welcoming the '60s 1084 00:50:13,755 --> 00:50:16,325 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1085 00:50:16,358 --> 00:50:18,961 ♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go 1086 00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:23,832 ♪ Welcome to the '60s 1087 00:50:23,865 --> 00:50:25,601 ♪ Open the door for the girl 1088 00:50:25,634 --> 00:50:27,169 ♪ Who has more, she's a star 1089 00:50:27,202 --> 00:50:29,038 ♪ Tracy, go, go, go! 1090 00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:30,206 ♪ Tracy! 1091 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,807 ♪ Mother! 1092 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,510 ALL: ♪ Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 1093 00:50:34,543 --> 00:50:38,080 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1094 00:50:38,113 --> 00:50:40,549 ♪ Mama, welcome to the '60s 1095 00:50:40,582 --> 00:50:43,419 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1096 00:50:43,452 --> 00:50:45,454 ♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go 1097 00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:45,487 ♪ Your mama's hip 1098 00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:46,522 ♪ Hip! 1099 00:50:46,555 --> 00:50:46,555 ♪ Your mama's in 1100 00:50:46,555 --> 00:50:47,823 ♪ In, Mama! 1101 00:50:47,856 --> 00:50:49,892 ♪ Your mama's looking at herself and wondering 1102 00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:49,925 ♪ Where you been? 1103 00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:51,393 ♪ Where you been? 1104 00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:51,426 ♪ Your mama's lit 1105 00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:52,661 ♪ Lit! 1106 00:50:52,694 --> 00:50:52,694 ♪ She's all aglow 1107 00:50:52,694 --> 00:50:53,829 ♪ Glow, Mama! 1108 00:50:53,862 --> 00:50:55,564 ♪ Your mama once was looking back 1109 00:50:55,597 --> 00:50:57,866 ♪ But Mama's got to let go, go, go 1110 00:50:57,899 --> 00:51:01,670 ♪ Welcome to the "6" to the "0" to the apostrophe "s" 1111 00:51:01,703 --> 00:51:05,407 ALL: ♪ Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 1112 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,475 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1113 00:51:06,508 --> 00:51:07,843 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1114 00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:10,746 ALL: ♪ Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 1115 00:51:10,779 --> 00:51:12,214 ♪ Yeah 1116 00:51:12,247 --> 00:51:13,749 ♪ Yeah 1117 00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:16,352 ♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go! 1118 00:51:16,385 --> 00:51:19,688 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1119 00:51:19,721 --> 00:51:24,227 ♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go ♪ 1120 00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:40,879 What is wrong with your head? 1121 00:52:41,645 --> 00:52:43,381 It's called "The Tracy." 1122 00:52:43,414 --> 00:52:44,783 Everyone who's anyone has one. 1123 00:52:45,349 --> 00:52:46,951 What? Why? 1124 00:52:49,053 --> 00:52:53,658 You know, I actually heard that they put Tracy in special ed! 1125 00:52:53,691 --> 00:52:55,460 I heard she was caught in the back of a car 1126 00:52:55,493 --> 00:52:57,762 playing tonsil hockey with two boys at once. 1127 00:52:57,795 --> 00:52:57,795 Okay, that is true. 1128 00:52:59,196 --> 00:53:02,434 Tracy Turnblad is fast and slow at the same time! 1129 00:53:03,567 --> 00:53:05,369 Link Larkin, 1130 00:53:05,402 --> 00:53:09,240 how could you kiss that little bee-hived buffalo right on the air? 1131 00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:11,676 Cool it, Amber. It was just a swift way to end the song. 1132 00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:12,810 Here they come now. 1133 00:53:12,843 --> 00:53:14,479 Special ed! 1134 00:53:14,512 --> 00:53:17,415 Hey, knock it off, Fender. Try to act like a grown-up. 1135 00:53:17,448 --> 00:53:19,417 Special ed! 1136 00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:20,818 Come on, everybody. 1137 00:53:20,851 --> 00:53:20,851 Get ready to play Scatter Dodge Ball. 1138 00:53:23,954 --> 00:53:25,957 What is Scatter Dodge Ball, anyways? 1139 00:53:25,990 --> 00:53:27,525 It's sort of like a protest rally. 1140 00:53:27,558 --> 00:53:28,626 We all gather together. 1141 00:53:28,659 --> 00:53:30,094 When the police show up, 1142 00:53:30,127 --> 00:53:30,127 scatter and dodge! 1143 00:53:32,329 --> 00:53:33,598 Hi, Tracy. 1144 00:53:33,631 --> 00:53:36,801 I'm so sorry about your special ed-ness. 1145 00:53:37,701 --> 00:53:38,803 Oh. 1146 00:53:38,836 --> 00:53:38,836 Hello. 1147 00:53:38,836 --> 00:53:39,871 Oh. Seaweed, 1148 00:53:39,904 --> 00:53:41,572 this is my best friend, Penny Lou Pingleton. 1149 00:53:41,605 --> 00:53:43,574 Yeah, I've seen you before. 1150 00:53:43,607 --> 00:53:45,810 At the gum machine getting your hit of Wrigley's. 1151 00:53:45,843 --> 00:53:47,912 I do two packs a day. 1152 00:53:47,945 --> 00:53:50,515 All that chewing must make the muscles in your mouth mighty strong. 1153 00:53:50,548 --> 00:53:53,585 Not really, they're probably just average. 1154 00:53:56,587 --> 00:54:00,324 Well, well, well. If it isn't Ms. Tracy Tugboat. 1155 00:54:01,992 --> 00:54:03,494 Knock it off, Amber. 1156 00:54:03,527 --> 00:54:05,663 Well, I see you finally found a title that you can win. 1157 00:54:05,696 --> 00:54:08,332 Miss Special Ed! 1158 00:54:08,365 --> 00:54:11,869 Amber Von Tussle, you have acne of the soul. 1159 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:16,341 Students, commence! 1160 00:54:21,145 --> 00:54:23,481 Hey, thunder thighs, dodge this! 1161 00:54:23,514 --> 00:54:24,949 You throw like a girl! 1162 00:54:31,755 --> 00:54:33,858 Hey, hey, hey! No fair throwing at the 'fro! 1163 00:54:33,891 --> 00:54:35,560 Yeah, aim for his nuts! 1164 00:54:41,699 --> 00:54:43,367 Dodge this, thunder thighs. 1165 00:54:46,270 --> 00:54:47,705 Game over, kids! 1166 00:54:47,738 --> 00:54:49,206 Back to class. 1167 00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,543 Boys, anybody wanna take a shower? Huh? 1168 00:54:52,576 --> 00:54:54,845 Extra credit? Boys? 1169 00:54:54,878 --> 00:54:58,583 Amber, that wasn't necessary. 1170 00:54:58,616 --> 00:55:00,918 Come along, Link. Oh, um... 1171 00:55:00,951 --> 00:55:04,355 I will be waiting for you underneath the bleachers, if you're lucky. 1172 00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:10,361 Tracy? Are you dead? 1173 00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:12,730 LINK: Gee, you're beautiful when you're unconscious. 1174 00:55:16,567 --> 00:55:19,003 I can hear the bells. 1175 00:55:19,036 --> 00:55:20,471 Where am I? 1176 00:55:20,504 --> 00:55:23,107 Oh, for a second there it looked like Teen Angel time. 1177 00:55:23,140 --> 00:55:26,010 Well, wherever I am, no one change the channel. 1178 00:55:26,043 --> 00:55:28,879 You got a funny way of putting things. 1179 00:55:28,912 --> 00:55:30,582 Oh, Link, this is my friend Seaweed. 1180 00:55:32,049 --> 00:55:32,049 How you doin'? 1181 00:55:32,049 --> 00:55:34,852 How you doin'? 1182 00:55:34,885 --> 00:55:36,554 How you doin'? 1183 00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:39,256 Oh, how do you think? I got creamed in front of the entire school. 1184 00:55:39,289 --> 00:55:41,993 You know, I got just the thing to fix you up. 1185 00:55:42,026 --> 00:55:44,028 My mama's pitchin' a platter party 1186 00:55:44,061 --> 00:55:45,863 up at the record shop up on North Ave. 1187 00:55:45,896 --> 00:55:47,498 You wanna come check it out? 1188 00:55:47,531 --> 00:55:49,934 I, too, feel not good. 1189 00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:49,967 May I also come check it out? 1190 00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:53,537 Oh. Oh, you surely may. 1191 00:55:53,570 --> 00:55:56,707 No. I, Penny Lou. 1192 00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:58,676 I've never been to North Avenue before. 1193 00:55:58,709 --> 00:56:00,077 Would it be safe up there for us? 1194 00:56:00,110 --> 00:56:01,646 Take it down a notch, my cracker man. 1195 00:56:01,679 --> 00:56:04,615 I got more to worry about down here than you do up there. 1196 00:56:04,648 --> 00:56:06,250 So, what do you think, Link? 1197 00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:08,786 I think getting to know you is the beginning of a whole lot of adventure. 1198 00:56:08,819 --> 00:56:11,956 Well, I'm glad you think so, because not everybody does. 1199 00:56:12,623 --> 00:56:13,991 ♪ Hey 1200 00:56:14,024 --> 00:56:16,460 ♪ I can't see why people look at me 1201 00:56:16,493 --> 00:56:20,031 ♪ And only see the color of my face 1202 00:56:20,064 --> 00:56:23,000 ♪ And then there's those that try to help, God knows 1203 00:56:23,033 --> 00:56:26,404 ♪ But always have to put me in my place 1204 00:56:26,437 --> 00:56:29,240 ♪ Now I won't ask you to be colorblind 1205 00:56:29,273 --> 00:56:32,910 ♪ 'Cause if you pick the fruit then, girl, you're sure to find 1206 00:56:32,943 --> 00:56:35,646 ♪ The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice 1207 00:56:35,679 --> 00:56:39,216 ♪ Now, I could say it ain't so, but, darlin', what's the use? 1208 00:56:39,249 --> 00:56:42,386 ♪ The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste 1209 00:56:42,419 --> 00:56:43,588 ♪ Now that's where it's at 1210 00:56:44,955 --> 00:56:46,924 ♪ Now run and tell that 1211 00:56:46,957 --> 00:56:48,192 ♪ Run and tell that 1212 00:56:48,225 --> 00:56:49,794 ♪ Run and tell that 1213 00:56:49,827 --> 00:56:51,896 CHORUS: ♪ Run and tell that 1214 00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:54,999 ♪ Hey, I can't see why people disagree 1215 00:56:55,032 --> 00:56:58,469 ♪ Each time I tell them what I know is true 1216 00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:01,272 ♪ And if you come and see the world I'm from 1217 00:57:01,305 --> 00:57:04,842 ♪ I bet your heart is gonna feel it too 1218 00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:08,079 ♪ Now, I could lie, but, baby, let's be bold 1219 00:57:08,112 --> 00:57:11,215 ♪ Vanilla could be nice, but if the truth be told 1220 00:57:11,248 --> 00:57:14,118 ♪ The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice 1221 00:57:14,151 --> 00:57:17,555 ♪ Now, I could say it ain't so, but, darlin', what's the use? 1222 00:57:17,588 --> 00:57:20,891 ♪ The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste 1223 00:57:20,924 --> 00:57:22,760 ♪ And that's where it's at 1224 00:57:22,793 --> 00:57:26,464 ♪ Now run and tell that! 1225 00:58:02,132 --> 00:58:05,670 ♪ Run and tell 1226 00:58:08,272 --> 00:58:12,243 ♪ Run and tell 1227 00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:45,009 Hey, you're Tracy. 1228 00:58:45,042 --> 00:58:46,710 You're my favorite dancer on The Corny Collins Show. 1229 00:58:46,743 --> 00:58:48,712 This is my sister, Little Inez. 1230 00:58:48,745 --> 00:58:49,780 Oh, I saw you at the auditions. 1231 00:58:49,813 --> 00:58:51,048 Yeah, and you got on the show. 1232 00:58:51,081 --> 00:58:52,616 But good for you, 'cause they kicked me out 1233 00:58:52,649 --> 00:58:54,385 on my young, gifted and black behind! 1234 00:58:54,418 --> 00:58:56,854 Show me a little something, baby. 1235 00:58:56,887 --> 00:59:00,057 ♪ I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride 1236 00:59:00,090 --> 00:59:02,793 ♪ So give me five on the black-hand side 1237 00:59:02,826 --> 00:59:06,330 ♪ I've got a new way of movin' and I got my own voice 1238 00:59:06,363 --> 00:59:09,300 ♪ So how can I help but to shout and rejoice? 1239 00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:12,803 ♪ Oh, the people 'round here can barely pay their rent 1240 00:59:12,836 --> 00:59:15,973 ♪ They're tryin' to make a dollar out of fifteen cent 1241 00:59:16,006 --> 00:59:19,276 ♪ But we got a spirit money just can't buy 1242 00:59:19,309 --> 00:59:22,680 ♪ It's deep as a river and soars to the sky! 1243 00:59:24,147 --> 00:59:27,017 ♪ Oh, I can't see the reason it can't be 1244 00:59:27,050 --> 00:59:30,187 ♪ The kind of world where we all get our chance 1245 00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:31,722 ♪ The time is now 1246 00:59:31,755 --> 00:59:33,190 ♪ And we can show 'em how 1247 00:59:33,223 --> 00:59:37,027 ♪ Just turn the music up and let's all dance 1248 00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:39,964 ♪ 'Cause all things are equal when it comes to love 1249 00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:43,534 ♪ Well, that ain't quite true 'cause when push comes to shove 1250 00:59:43,567 --> 00:59:46,103 ♪ The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice 1251 00:59:46,136 --> 00:59:49,673 ♪ Now, I can say it ain't so, but, darlin', what's the use? 1252 00:59:49,706 --> 00:59:52,910 ♪ The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste 1253 00:59:52,943 --> 00:59:54,178 ♪ That's where it's at 1254 00:59:54,211 --> 00:59:56,714 ♪ That's where it's at You better run and tell that 1255 00:59:56,747 --> 00:59:56,747 ALL: ♪ Run and tell that 1256 00:59:56,747 --> 01:00:00,117 ♪ Run and tell that 1257 01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:01,685 ALL: ♪ Run and tell that 1258 01:00:01,718 --> 01:00:03,854 ♪ Run and tell you, you, you 1259 01:00:03,887 --> 01:00:05,756 ♪ You better run and tell that 1260 01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:19,904 ♪ That ♪ 1261 01:00:24,808 --> 01:00:24,808 Yeah! Yeah! 1262 01:00:24,808 --> 01:00:26,377 Yeah, baby! Come on. 1263 01:00:33,736 --> 01:00:35,738 MOTORMOUTH: Hmm. Hey, now. 1264 01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:39,053 There's platters of tunes and food on the table. 1265 01:00:39,086 --> 01:00:41,022 What else would you expect from... 1266 01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:43,157 ALL: Ms. Motormouth Maybelle! 1267 01:00:44,758 --> 01:00:46,961 Mama, uh, I brought some friends home. 1268 01:00:46,994 --> 01:00:49,730 Well, for the love of music, y'all come on in. 1269 01:00:49,763 --> 01:00:54,335 Now, if it isn't the ever-sparkling Sir Link Larkin! 1270 01:00:54,368 --> 01:00:56,637 It's always a pleasure, Ms. Motormouth. 1271 01:00:56,670 --> 01:00:59,974 Hi, I'm Penny Lou Pingleton and I'm very pleased and scared to be here. 1272 01:01:00,007 --> 01:01:01,842 Well, aren't you a cutie. 1273 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:03,744 This is just so Afro-tastic. 1274 01:01:03,777 --> 01:01:05,079 Hi, I'm Seaweed's friend, Tracy. 1275 01:01:05,112 --> 01:01:07,214 And may I just say how thrilled I am to meet you? 1276 01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:08,449 I never miss your show. 1277 01:01:08,482 --> 01:01:10,651 I enjoyed you on Corny's. 1278 01:01:10,684 --> 01:01:11,819 Well, it's all thanks to Seaweed. 1279 01:01:11,852 --> 01:01:13,688 Isn't that nice of you to say. 1280 01:01:13,721 --> 01:01:15,556 Now, y'all come on in now. 1281 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,491 Let's start to spin. 1282 01:01:20,994 --> 01:01:23,464 MAN: Hmm... 1283 01:01:23,497 --> 01:01:25,333 PENNY: This is interesting. 1284 01:01:26,567 --> 01:01:28,536 TRACY: It's the dirty boogie! 1285 01:01:36,410 --> 01:01:39,146 Why can't we all dance together like this on TV? 1286 01:01:39,179 --> 01:01:40,881 Honey, wouldn't that be something? 1287 01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,217 Well? Why not? 1288 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:44,952 Oh, you think we haven't tried? 1289 01:01:44,985 --> 01:01:47,621 We done talked to the station, we done pressured the Mayor, 1290 01:01:47,654 --> 01:01:49,757 we even petitioned the Governor. 1291 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:51,492 And what did we get? 1292 01:01:51,525 --> 01:01:52,760 ALL: Negro Day! 1293 01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:54,929 And that's just once a month. 1294 01:01:58,832 --> 01:02:00,501 Oh. 1295 01:02:00,534 --> 01:02:01,836 Link? 1296 01:02:01,869 --> 01:02:03,104 Link? 1297 01:02:03,537 --> 01:02:04,539 Hello. 1298 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,043 What are you doing in this huge group of minorities? 1299 01:02:09,076 --> 01:02:11,612 Wha... I'm trying to fit in. 1300 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:12,713 What are you doing here? 1301 01:02:12,746 --> 01:02:14,348 Why... Why are you here? 1302 01:02:14,381 --> 01:02:16,350 Well, when you didn't show up under the bleachers, 1303 01:02:16,383 --> 01:02:16,383 I followed you here inside my new car. 1304 01:02:16,383 --> 01:02:18,986 Oh. 1305 01:02:19,019 --> 01:02:21,622 Well, I'm glad you came. Uh, jump on in. 1306 01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:25,192 Amber! Amber, my baby. 1307 01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:25,225 Has anyone touched you? 1308 01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:26,527 No. 1309 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,131 Too late to hustle. We've been seen by Von Tussle. 1310 01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:32,099 Motormouth! What's going on here? 1311 01:02:32,132 --> 01:02:34,068 Are you the one brainwashing these children? 1312 01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:34,101 We're only dancing. 1313 01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:36,303 Ew! 1314 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:39,907 I should have known you'd be at the bottom of this barrel. 1315 01:02:41,074 --> 01:02:44,145 Ah! Tracy! That was you I saw! 1316 01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:47,114 Wilbur! Wilbur! It was the kids I seen. 1317 01:02:47,147 --> 01:02:48,415 Mama, what are you doing here? 1318 01:02:48,448 --> 01:02:51,051 I had a sudden craving for chicken and waffles, 1319 01:02:51,084 --> 01:02:53,788 so we drove up to Ruby's Take-out across the way. 1320 01:02:53,821 --> 01:02:56,423 Hi, everyone. I'm Tracy's mom. 1321 01:02:56,456 --> 01:02:57,658 Hmm. 1322 01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:57,691 Ah... 1323 01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,593 Oh... 1324 01:02:59,626 --> 01:03:03,564 So, you're... What spawned that! 1325 01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:08,169 Excuse me? 1326 01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:09,670 I guess you two are living proof 1327 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,606 that the watermelon doesn't roll very far from the vine. 1328 01:03:15,075 --> 01:03:20,047 Tracy, be a dear, hold Mommy's waffles. 1329 01:03:22,282 --> 01:03:22,282 All right! A party! 1330 01:03:24,318 --> 01:03:24,318 WILBUR: Anyone for chicken and waffles? 1331 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,523 If we get any more white people in here, it'll be a suburb. 1332 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:32,359 Motormouth, I'll deal with you later. 1333 01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:34,528 Amber, let's get back to the right side of the tracks. 1334 01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:34,561 If our cars are still there. 1335 01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:37,131 AMBER: Yes. 1336 01:03:37,164 --> 01:03:37,164 Link, come along. 1337 01:03:37,164 --> 01:03:39,767 Amber, 1338 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,468 you're being rude to these people. 1339 01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:41,501 Amber, come. 1340 01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:43,037 Link, come. 1341 01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:45,273 Amber, just go. 1342 01:03:48,175 --> 01:03:50,177 Whatever happened to the spiceless, 1343 01:03:50,210 --> 01:03:52,480 spineless boy that I fell in love with? 1344 01:03:55,949 --> 01:03:57,852 Mother, come. 1345 01:03:57,885 --> 01:03:59,921 With pleasure. 1346 01:04:05,325 --> 01:04:06,694 I didn't care for them. 1347 01:04:06,727 --> 01:04:06,727 No. 1348 01:04:07,861 --> 01:04:09,697 Are all white people like that? 1349 01:04:09,730 --> 01:04:09,730 No, no. Just most. 1350 01:04:12,466 --> 01:04:15,669 Well, I know how we can start changing things. 1351 01:04:15,702 --> 01:04:19,273 If kids saw us all dancing together on TV, 1352 01:04:19,306 --> 01:04:21,809 they'd realize that we're not so different after all. 1353 01:04:21,842 --> 01:04:23,177 So you saying that you and Link would be 1354 01:04:23,210 --> 01:04:24,879 willing to dance with us on Negro Day? 1355 01:04:24,912 --> 01:04:24,912 Tracy... 1356 01:04:24,912 --> 01:04:26,614 No. 1357 01:04:26,647 --> 01:04:29,683 We're not going to dance on Negro Day. 1358 01:04:29,716 --> 01:04:32,019 You're going to crash White Day! 1359 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:37,091 Hold up. White Day is every day. You gotta be more specific. 1360 01:04:37,124 --> 01:04:41,028 It's Mother-Daughter Day on the show. How's that for specific? 1361 01:04:41,061 --> 01:04:42,830 Think! Ms. Motormouth, you work for the station. 1362 01:04:42,863 --> 01:04:45,132 They could never turn you and Little Inez away. 1363 01:04:45,165 --> 01:04:46,834 And once the two of you break the barrier, 1364 01:04:46,867 --> 01:04:48,469 we'll all be free to dance on TV. 1365 01:04:48,502 --> 01:04:50,638 That thinking's downright revolutionary. 1366 01:04:50,671 --> 01:04:52,439 We'll set off sparks like Rosa Parks. 1367 01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:54,942 Hold on now, children. Think it through. 1368 01:04:54,975 --> 01:04:56,443 What if they call the cops? 1369 01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:57,912 Well, then we'll walk off the show together. 1370 01:04:57,945 --> 01:05:00,147 There's Link and me and I'm sure we can get others. 1371 01:05:00,180 --> 01:05:01,782 No dancers, no show. 1372 01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:03,951 That daughter of yours is a pistol. 1373 01:05:03,984 --> 01:05:06,420 Well, we've always taught her to do what's right. 1374 01:05:06,453 --> 01:05:08,355 And give correct change. 1375 01:05:08,388 --> 01:05:09,924 Tracy, you can't. 1376 01:05:10,924 --> 01:05:12,726 They'll fire you for sure. 1377 01:05:12,759 --> 01:05:14,495 Well, if it's just me. But if it's all of us? 1378 01:05:14,528 --> 01:05:15,529 I can't. 1379 01:05:16,463 --> 01:05:17,865 I'm sorry. 1380 01:05:17,898 --> 01:05:18,933 I like these people. 1381 01:05:18,966 --> 01:05:21,001 But whether or not they dance on TV 1382 01:05:21,034 --> 01:05:23,004 won't get me a recording contract. 1383 01:05:25,205 --> 01:05:27,007 I'm not like you. 1384 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,711 You've got brains and personality and talent. 1385 01:05:31,411 --> 01:05:33,080 Me? 1386 01:05:33,113 --> 01:05:37,351 The Miss Hairspray contest is my one chance to be seen nationwide. 1387 01:05:38,352 --> 01:05:40,621 I'm not throwing away my shot. 1388 01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:44,892 So you don't think segregation is wrong? 1389 01:05:47,127 --> 01:05:49,497 Sure, I guess. 1390 01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:53,133 But why is it my problem? 1391 01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:55,102 Come on. I'm leaving and you should, too. 1392 01:05:55,135 --> 01:05:56,570 Link, 1393 01:05:56,603 --> 01:06:00,074 you and me together... I was just starting to think... 1394 01:06:00,107 --> 01:06:00,107 Me, too. 1395 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:06,447 But I don't know. It's getting too complicated. 1396 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,915 And then there's Amber... 1397 01:06:09,282 --> 01:06:11,519 I'm sorry, little darlin'. 1398 01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:15,156 Tracy, I'm so sorry. 1399 01:06:16,757 --> 01:06:19,393 Oh, Mama. 1400 01:06:19,426 --> 01:06:21,128 How could I think that Link Larkin 1401 01:06:21,161 --> 01:06:22,796 would ever care about someone like me? 1402 01:06:22,829 --> 01:06:24,665 Now why wouldn't he? 1403 01:06:24,698 --> 01:06:27,001 You're a beautiful girl. 1404 01:06:27,034 --> 01:06:31,906 It's just that boys are not the brightest things. 1405 01:06:32,839 --> 01:06:34,808 Still, you give him time. 1406 01:06:34,841 --> 01:06:38,779 I'm sure he'll figure out he's crazy about you. 1407 01:06:38,812 --> 01:06:40,514 You have to say that. You're my mother. 1408 01:06:40,547 --> 01:06:43,951 I'm more than your mother. I'm a woman in love. 1409 01:06:43,984 --> 01:06:45,853 We know this stuff. 1410 01:06:45,886 --> 01:06:49,590 But, Tracy, is he right? Should you be risking your career? 1411 01:06:49,623 --> 01:06:52,493 I never would have gotten on the show without Seaweed. 1412 01:06:52,526 --> 01:06:54,094 So this is payback time! 1413 01:06:54,127 --> 01:06:55,229 That's my girl. 1414 01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:56,730 Okay. So, this is how it's going to go. 1415 01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:56,763 Tomorrow, everyone bring your mothers... 1416 01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:58,966 And daughters... 1417 01:06:58,999 --> 01:07:00,434 ...and meet us around the corner from the studio. 1418 01:07:00,467 --> 01:07:01,535 And make signs! 1419 01:07:01,568 --> 01:07:03,070 And put words on them! 1420 01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,938 Ms. Motormouth, you and Little Inez will walk in first. 1421 01:07:04,971 --> 01:07:06,340 Me and Mama will be right behind you. 1422 01:07:06,373 --> 01:07:08,175 Excuse me? 1423 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:10,978 Well, they'll never be able to shove them out the door with us blocking it! 1424 01:07:11,011 --> 01:07:12,646 Tracy, dear, I'm sorry, 1425 01:07:12,679 --> 01:07:15,349 but no one said anything about my having to appear on television! 1426 01:07:15,382 --> 01:07:20,354 I'm sorry, dear, I simply cannot appear on TV at my present weight. 1427 01:07:20,387 --> 01:07:22,589 Uh, what's weight got to do with it now? 1428 01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:26,527 Ain't nobody ever tossed this sofa to the curb for being too comfortable! 1429 01:07:28,061 --> 01:07:32,166 Oh, but, Mrs., uh, Motor-boat, you're a celebrity, 1430 01:07:32,199 --> 01:07:35,202 while I am a simple housewife of indeterminate girth. 1431 01:07:35,235 --> 01:07:38,572 Hmm. The bigger the girth, sweetheart, the more you're worth! 1432 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:40,273 Now, Mr. Turnblad, come on over here. 1433 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:42,509 Uh-huh. 1434 01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:44,244 Now, tell me this. 1435 01:07:44,277 --> 01:07:47,815 You don't mind that the missus is an ample American, now, do you? 1436 01:07:47,848 --> 01:07:49,516 Oh, not at all. 1437 01:07:49,549 --> 01:07:49,549 I think of her as prime real estate! 1438 01:07:49,549 --> 01:07:52,519 Oh! 1439 01:07:54,888 --> 01:07:58,559 All right, now, you're preaching to the choir! 1440 01:07:58,592 --> 01:08:03,197 ♪ Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you 1441 01:08:03,230 --> 01:08:07,968 ♪ Never let my extra large largesse shine through 1442 01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:12,639 ♪ Hair was brown and nappy Never had no fun 1443 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:12,672 ♪ I hid under a bushel which was easier said than done 1444 01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:22,015 ♪ Then one day my grandma who was big and stout 1445 01:08:22,048 --> 01:08:26,253 ♪ She said you gotta love yourself from inside out 1446 01:08:26,286 --> 01:08:31,325 ♪ And just as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff 1447 01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:33,827 ♪ I found out that the world at large 1448 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:37,131 ♪ Can't get enough so 1449 01:08:37,164 --> 01:08:40,300 ♪ Bring on that pecan pie 1450 01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:45,639 ♪ Pour some sugar on it Sugar, don't be shy 1451 01:08:45,672 --> 01:08:50,444 ♪ Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl 1452 01:08:50,477 --> 01:08:54,448 ♪ Don't be stingy I'm a growing girl 1453 01:08:54,481 --> 01:08:59,453 ♪ I offer big love with no apology 1454 01:08:59,486 --> 01:09:04,291 ♪ How can I deny the world the most of me? 1455 01:09:04,324 --> 01:09:08,962 ♪ I am not afraid to throw my weight around 1456 01:09:08,995 --> 01:09:08,995 ♪ Pound by pound by pound ♪ 1457 01:09:11,932 --> 01:09:13,167 Come on, guys. 1458 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:18,472 ♪ Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful 1459 01:09:18,505 --> 01:09:23,210 ♪ There ain't nothing 'bout me that's unsuitable 1460 01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:27,281 ♪ No one wants a meal that only offers the least 1461 01:09:27,314 --> 01:09:30,851 ♪ When, girl, you're serving up the whole damn feast 1462 01:09:30,884 --> 01:09:30,884 Come on. 1463 01:09:32,786 --> 01:09:37,191 ♪ Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese 1464 01:09:37,224 --> 01:09:41,895 ♪ Then take a look inside my book of recipes 1465 01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:46,867 ♪ Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light 1466 01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:46,900 ♪ I need a man who brings a man-sized appetite 1467 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:56,210 ♪ I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice 1468 01:09:56,243 --> 01:10:00,948 ♪ I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice 1469 01:10:00,981 --> 01:10:00,981 ♪ I'll keep it in my oven till it's good and hot 1470 01:10:05,285 --> 01:10:05,285 ♪ Keep on stirring till it hits the spot 1471 01:10:09,823 --> 01:10:14,928 ♪ Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful 1472 01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:19,566 ♪ And, Edna, girl, you're looking so recruitable 1473 01:10:19,599 --> 01:10:19,599 ♪ Why sit in the bleachers timid and afraid? 1474 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:27,274 ♪ When, Edna, you can be your own parade 1475 01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:28,809 So, how about it, Mama? 1476 01:10:28,842 --> 01:10:32,179 Well, I am big. I am blonde. 1477 01:10:32,212 --> 01:10:34,381 And if you say I'm beautiful... 1478 01:10:34,414 --> 01:10:36,550 You're beautiful. 1479 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:36,583 All right, I'll do it. 1480 01:10:41,521 --> 01:10:46,360 ALL: ♪ Look out, Old Baltimore We're marching in 1481 01:10:46,393 --> 01:10:49,863 ♪ And we ain't shufflin' through that old back door 1482 01:10:49,896 --> 01:10:54,401 ♪ Tracy, I will join your fight if I can keep up this pace 1483 01:10:54,434 --> 01:10:56,837 WILBUR: ♪ And, girls, I'll be right by your side 1484 01:10:56,870 --> 01:10:56,870 ♪ If I can find some space 1485 01:10:59,272 --> 01:11:04,511 ♪ So they can gaze in wonder as you're spreadin' your wings 1486 01:11:04,544 --> 01:11:09,383 ♪ You know that it ain't over till the fat lady sings! 1487 01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:13,920 ALL: ♪ Tomorrow, side by side we'll show the world what's right 1488 01:11:13,953 --> 01:11:13,953 ♪ We're having chicken parmigiana tonight! 1489 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:21,028 ♪ Then we'll be big, blonde 1490 01:11:21,061 --> 01:11:23,297 ♪ And beautiful 1491 01:11:23,330 --> 01:11:28,035 ♪ It's time to face the fact It's irrefutable 1492 01:11:28,068 --> 01:11:32,272 ♪ Can't ya hear that rumbling? That's our hunger to be free 1493 01:11:32,305 --> 01:11:36,610 ALL: ♪ It's time to finally taste equality 1494 01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:41,515 ALL: ♪ On Mother-Daughter Day where thin is in, we're white as wool 1495 01:11:41,548 --> 01:11:43,216 ♪ Well, baby, big is back 1496 01:11:43,249 --> 01:11:46,353 ♪ And as for black, it's beautiful 1497 01:11:46,386 --> 01:11:48,889 ♪ All shapes and sizes, follow me 1498 01:11:48,922 --> 01:11:49,923 EDNA: ♪ Let's bust their chops 1499 01:11:49,956 --> 01:11:51,291 ♪ Call the cops 1500 01:11:51,324 --> 01:11:54,961 MOTORMOUTH: ♪ We're gonna dance our way to victory 1501 01:11:54,994 --> 01:11:58,932 PROTESTERS: Stay away! This isn't Negro Day! 1502 01:11:58,965 --> 01:12:03,603 Two, four, six, eight, TV's got to integrate! 1503 01:12:03,635 --> 01:12:08,374 Two, four, six, eight, TV's got to integrate! 1504 01:12:08,408 --> 01:12:08,408 ♪ We're here to dance! 1505 01:12:11,044 --> 01:12:12,746 EDNA: ♪ We're here to stay! 1506 01:12:12,778 --> 01:12:14,147 Arrest her! 1507 01:12:15,648 --> 01:12:19,353 ♪ Big, blonde and beautiful lead the way! 1508 01:12:20,954 --> 01:12:25,693 ♪ Tracy! Oh, Tracy! ♪ 1509 01:13:30,258 --> 01:13:32,093 Hello? 1510 01:13:32,126 --> 01:13:35,897 Oh, why, yes, Mr. Pinky. Well, yes. Well, of course I understand. 1511 01:13:35,929 --> 01:13:37,664 You have an empire to protect 1512 01:13:37,697 --> 01:13:40,334 and you can't possibly have a jailbird for a spokesmodel, but I... 1513 01:13:40,367 --> 01:13:44,404 No, but I... Yes, but I... Oh, but I... Oh... 1514 01:13:44,438 --> 01:13:47,175 Yes, I'll return the outfits. 1515 01:13:47,208 --> 01:13:51,212 The pettipants, too. I scarcely wore them twice. 1516 01:13:51,245 --> 01:13:54,682 Once for Mr. Turnblad, and he for me. 1517 01:13:54,715 --> 01:13:57,519 Oh, but, Mr. Pinky, she's just a little girl. 1518 01:13:57,552 --> 01:13:59,754 And little girls make mistakes. 1519 01:13:59,787 --> 01:14:03,125 If they didn't, where would other little girls come from? 1520 01:14:04,659 --> 01:14:07,328 Yes. It is too bad, Mr. Pinky. 1521 01:14:07,361 --> 01:14:12,567 Perhaps we'll speak again once Tracy has paid her debt to society. 1522 01:14:13,467 --> 01:14:16,204 Goodbye, Mr. Pinky. 1523 01:14:19,639 --> 01:14:23,177 Oh, Wilbur. This is a real Mydol moment! 1524 01:14:23,211 --> 01:14:23,211 WILBUR: Calm down, sweetheart. 1525 01:14:23,211 --> 01:14:25,580 Calm down? 1526 01:14:25,613 --> 01:14:28,449 There are names for women who abandon their daughters 1527 01:14:28,482 --> 01:14:30,185 who've gotten themselves arrested for trying to integrate 1528 01:14:30,218 --> 01:14:32,954 an after-school sock-hop type television show. 1529 01:14:32,987 --> 01:14:34,756 Yes, there are names. 1530 01:14:34,789 --> 01:14:38,459 And Hallmark does not make a card for any of them! 1531 01:14:38,492 --> 01:14:41,396 You can't worry about people calling you names. 1532 01:14:41,429 --> 01:14:44,165 You know how many times I've been called crazy? 1533 01:14:44,198 --> 01:14:48,870 Yeah, and you know what I say? I say, "Yeah. Crazy. Crazy as a loon." 1534 01:14:48,903 --> 01:14:51,506 And anyway, we're not abandoning her. 1535 01:14:51,539 --> 01:14:53,808 In fact, I've got just what Tracy needs right here. 1536 01:14:56,444 --> 01:14:58,313 What do ya think? Isn't it a doozy? 1537 01:14:58,346 --> 01:15:01,082 Wait and see. This little baby's gonna save the day! 1538 01:15:01,115 --> 01:15:04,719 Oh, sure! You're a visionary inventor, off saving the day. 1539 01:15:04,752 --> 01:15:07,922 And Tracy's a teen idol, off reshaping the world. 1540 01:15:07,955 --> 01:15:10,425 And what am I? 1541 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,794 I had a dream, too, you know. 1542 01:15:12,827 --> 01:15:15,563 I used to make all my own clothing, you remember? 1543 01:15:15,596 --> 01:15:17,966 Well, until I wandered beyond the boundaries 1544 01:15:17,999 --> 01:15:20,802 of the last McCall's pattern size. 1545 01:15:20,835 --> 01:15:23,304 Still, I always dream that one day 1546 01:15:23,337 --> 01:15:27,141 I'd put out my own line of queen-sized dress clothing. 1547 01:15:27,174 --> 01:15:27,174 You were good, Edna. 1548 01:15:27,174 --> 01:15:29,777 Yeah, so where's it gotten me? 1549 01:15:29,810 --> 01:15:31,813 Twenty years later, I'm still washing and 1550 01:15:31,846 --> 01:15:33,915 ironing and mending other peoples' clothing. 1551 01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:33,948 Someday, Edna. 1552 01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:36,484 No day, Wilbur. 1553 01:15:36,517 --> 01:15:38,453 My time's come and gone. 1554 01:15:38,486 --> 01:15:42,624 I'm a worn out pair of bobby socks, the elastic all stretched. 1555 01:15:43,824 --> 01:15:48,162 Oh, Wilbur, I suddenly feel so old. 1556 01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:48,195 Oh, nonsense, doll. You're as spry as a slinky. 1557 01:15:52,266 --> 01:15:56,671 Whenever I'm near you, it's like grabbing hold of a giant joy buzzer. 1558 01:15:58,272 --> 01:16:02,110 ♪ Styles keep a changin' The world's rearrangin' 1559 01:16:02,143 --> 01:16:06,681 ♪ But, Edna, you're timeless to me 1560 01:16:06,714 --> 01:16:06,714 ♪ Hemlines are shorter A beer costs a quarter 1561 01:16:10,351 --> 01:16:14,789 ♪ But time cannot change what comes free 1562 01:16:14,822 --> 01:16:14,822 ♪ You're like a stinky old cheese, babe 1563 01:16:14,822 --> 01:16:18,293 Huh? 1564 01:16:18,326 --> 01:16:18,326 ♪ Just gettin' riper with age 1565 01:16:18,326 --> 01:16:22,897 Ah... 1566 01:16:22,930 --> 01:16:25,933 ♪ You're like a fatal disease, babe 1567 01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:27,335 What? 1568 01:16:27,368 --> 01:16:27,368 ♪ And there's no cure So let this fever rage 1569 01:16:30,671 --> 01:16:32,573 ♪ Some folks can't stand it 1570 01:16:32,606 --> 01:16:34,509 ♪ Think time is a bandit 1571 01:16:34,542 --> 01:16:38,446 ♪ But I take the opposite view 1572 01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:42,850 ♪ 'Cause when I need a lift Time brings a gift 1573 01:16:42,883 --> 01:16:45,453 ♪ Another day with you 1574 01:16:46,687 --> 01:16:49,057 ♪ A twist or a waltz 1575 01:16:49,090 --> 01:16:54,662 ♪ It's all the same schmaltz with just a change in the scenery 1576 01:16:54,695 --> 01:16:57,899 ♪ You'll never be old hat That's that 1577 01:16:57,932 --> 01:16:59,734 ♪ You're timeless to me ♪ 1578 01:17:00,201 --> 01:17:01,336 Wilbur! 1579 01:17:03,404 --> 01:17:07,041 ♪ Fads keep a fadin' Castro's invading 1580 01:17:07,074 --> 01:17:11,379 ♪ But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me 1581 01:17:11,412 --> 01:17:15,183 ♪ Hairdos are higher Mine feels like barbed wire 1582 01:17:15,216 --> 01:17:19,454 ♪ But you say I'm chic as can be 1583 01:17:19,487 --> 01:17:23,491 ♪ You're like a rare vintage ripple 1584 01:17:23,524 --> 01:17:27,428 ♪ A vintage they'll never forget 1585 01:17:27,461 --> 01:17:27,461 ♪ So pour me a teeny weeny triple 1586 01:17:31,599 --> 01:17:31,599 ♪ And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet! 1587 01:17:35,903 --> 01:17:39,874 ♪ I can't stop eating Your hairline's receding 1588 01:17:39,907 --> 01:17:43,578 ♪ Soon they'll be nothing at all 1589 01:17:43,611 --> 01:17:45,880 ♪ So, you'll wear a wig 1590 01:17:45,913 --> 01:17:47,515 ♪ While I roast a pig 1591 01:17:47,548 --> 01:17:51,519 ♪ Hey! Pass the Geritol 1592 01:17:51,552 --> 01:17:55,623 ♪ Glenn Miller had brass That Chubby Checker's a gas 1593 01:17:55,656 --> 01:17:59,594 ♪ But they all pass eventually 1594 01:17:59,627 --> 01:18:01,662 ♪ You'll never be passe 1595 01:18:01,695 --> 01:18:03,064 ♪ Hip hooray! 1596 01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:05,733 ♪ You're timeless to me 1597 01:18:05,766 --> 01:18:07,802 Dance with me, Edna! 1598 01:18:09,870 --> 01:18:10,939 Ah! 1599 01:18:11,739 --> 01:18:13,341 Ah! 1600 01:18:13,374 --> 01:18:14,376 Show 'em the Copa! 1601 01:18:18,512 --> 01:18:18,512 It's illegal in many states, you know. 1602 01:18:18,512 --> 01:18:20,381 A-ha! 1603 01:18:20,414 --> 01:18:22,350 Look what I can do. Look, look, look. 1604 01:18:24,752 --> 01:18:28,022 ♪ You're like a broken-down Chevy 1605 01:18:28,055 --> 01:18:32,193 ♪ All you need is a fresh coat of paint 1606 01:18:32,226 --> 01:18:36,697 ♪ And, Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy 1607 01:18:36,730 --> 01:18:36,730 ♪ You're fat and old, but, baby, boring you ain't! 1608 01:18:40,901 --> 01:18:44,839 ♪ Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it 1609 01:18:44,872 --> 01:18:47,542 ♪ But we know that time is our friend 1610 01:18:48,676 --> 01:18:50,745 ♪ Yeah, it's plain to see 1611 01:18:50,778 --> 01:18:57,018 ♪ That you're stuck with me until the bitter end 1612 01:18:57,051 --> 01:19:00,588 BOTH: ♪ And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid 1613 01:19:00,621 --> 01:19:04,725 ♪ Off the Turnblad family tree 1614 01:19:04,758 --> 01:19:07,829 ♪ You'll always hit the spot, big shot! 1615 01:19:07,862 --> 01:19:10,832 ♪ You're timeless to me 1616 01:19:12,566 --> 01:19:16,504 ♪ You'll always be du jour, mon amour 1617 01:19:16,537 --> 01:19:20,008 ♪ You're timeless to me 1618 01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:29,884 ♪ You'll always be first string 1619 01:19:29,917 --> 01:19:33,221 ♪ A ring-a-ding-ding 1620 01:19:34,121 --> 01:19:38,426 BOTH: ♪ You're timeless to me 1621 01:19:40,928 --> 01:19:43,898 ♪ You're timeless to me 1622 01:19:44,932 --> 01:19:47,068 ♪ You're timeless to me 1623 01:19:51,005 --> 01:19:54,609 BOTH: ♪ You're timeless 1624 01:20:00,347 --> 01:20:06,754 ♪ To me ♪ 1625 01:21:08,451 --> 01:21:10,287 Hello? 1626 01:21:10,576 --> 01:21:13,280 Tracy? Hello? 1627 01:21:13,313 --> 01:21:14,348 Mama, over here! 1628 01:21:14,981 --> 01:21:16,449 EDNA: Oh, my baby! 1629 01:21:16,482 --> 01:21:20,186 To think I'd live to have a daughter with a rap sheet. 1630 01:21:20,219 --> 01:21:22,956 If my mother was alive, she'd be so proud. 1631 01:21:22,989 --> 01:21:24,891 You know, Grandma was a suffragette. 1632 01:21:24,924 --> 01:21:26,693 Mama, what are you doing here? 1633 01:21:26,726 --> 01:21:28,128 Oh, I brought you dinner. 1634 01:21:28,161 --> 01:21:31,298 I made your favorite, grilled cheese on white. 1635 01:21:31,331 --> 01:21:34,034 I may have nibbled a little on my way over. 1636 01:21:34,067 --> 01:21:36,236 But there's some fries in the bottom of the bag. 1637 01:21:36,269 --> 01:21:39,005 Thanks, Mama. You better get going. 1638 01:21:39,038 --> 01:21:41,308 You're here all alone? Where are the guards? 1639 01:21:41,341 --> 01:21:44,878 Oh, the Governor's budget cuts. Hire guards or give himself a raise. 1640 01:21:44,911 --> 01:21:47,080 Oh... Are you gonna be all right? 1641 01:21:47,113 --> 01:21:49,916 Well, they can't keep me in here forever. 1642 01:21:49,949 --> 01:21:51,551 Besides, I've got a lot to think about. 1643 01:21:51,584 --> 01:21:53,119 I might as well do it in solitary refinement. 1644 01:21:53,152 --> 01:21:55,989 All right, well, I'll be back in the morning with breakfast. 1645 01:21:56,022 --> 01:21:58,859 You, um, keep the faith, baby. 1646 01:22:02,462 --> 01:22:05,499 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1647 01:22:06,466 --> 01:22:09,202 ♪ I'm all alone 1648 01:22:09,235 --> 01:22:14,841 ♪ My heart has grown, but it's broken, too 1649 01:22:16,175 --> 01:22:22,549 ♪ This morning life was a Baltimore fairy tale 1650 01:22:23,249 --> 01:22:25,752 ♪ Now I can't make bail 1651 01:22:25,785 --> 01:22:27,621 ♪ My mother's in shock 1652 01:22:28,488 --> 01:22:31,358 ♪ My father's in hock 1653 01:22:31,391 --> 01:22:38,164 ♪ I much prefer Link's arms to jailhouse cells 1654 01:22:38,197 --> 01:22:42,168 ♪ So, Link, please rescue me now 1655 01:22:42,201 --> 01:22:49,042 ♪ 'Cause I love you and this prison smells 1656 01:22:49,742 --> 01:22:54,514 ♪ Link, hear the bells 1657 01:22:54,547 --> 01:22:59,686 ♪ And get ready, Baltimore 1658 01:22:59,719 --> 01:23:05,191 ♪ There's a bright, brand-new day in store 1659 01:23:05,224 --> 01:23:10,764 ♪ Let me out so this dream's unfurled 1660 01:23:10,797 --> 01:23:16,336 ♪ I'll eat some breakfast then change the world 1661 01:23:17,336 --> 01:23:22,342 ♪ And I promise Baltimore 1662 01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:27,514 ♪ Once I cha-cha right out of that door 1663 01:23:27,547 --> 01:23:33,754 ♪ The world's gonna wake up and see 1664 01:23:35,488 --> 01:23:40,794 ♪ Link's in love with me ♪ 1665 01:23:50,570 --> 01:23:52,172 Who's there? 1666 01:23:52,205 --> 01:23:54,741 You'd better not try anything. I've got... 1667 01:23:54,774 --> 01:23:56,543 I've got half a grilled cheese on white. 1668 01:23:56,576 --> 01:24:00,280 Trace? It's me, Link. 1669 01:24:00,313 --> 01:24:01,614 Gee... 1670 01:24:01,647 --> 01:24:03,583 You look beautiful behind bars. 1671 01:24:03,616 --> 01:24:06,353 Well, it must be the low-watt institutional lighting. 1672 01:24:07,086 --> 01:24:10,790 Trace, can you forgive me? 1673 01:24:10,823 --> 01:24:14,861 I was wrong. I was wrong about everything. 1674 01:24:14,894 --> 01:24:16,796 Of course I care about our friends, 1675 01:24:16,829 --> 01:24:20,500 and I'll do anything I can to help. 1676 01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:24,437 When I thought I'd lost you, I couldn't eat, I couldn't sing... 1677 01:24:24,470 --> 01:24:26,039 You couldn't eat? 1678 01:24:26,072 --> 01:24:28,274 I even went down to the station to tell Mrs. Von Tussle 1679 01:24:28,307 --> 01:24:30,477 I was through with the Miss Hairspray broadcast... 1680 01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:31,645 You didn't! 1681 01:24:32,578 --> 01:24:34,914 You're right. 1682 01:24:34,947 --> 01:24:39,118 Because when I got there, I overheard her telling Mr. Spritzer 1683 01:24:39,151 --> 01:24:42,288 the talent scouts were only coming to see Amber. 1684 01:24:42,321 --> 01:24:43,823 It was never me they wanted. 1685 01:24:43,856 --> 01:24:47,961 They were using me to make Amber look popular. 1686 01:24:47,994 --> 01:24:50,730 I've been such an idiot, while you... 1687 01:24:51,931 --> 01:24:53,834 You've been so brave. 1688 01:24:54,678 --> 01:24:57,214 I know a palooka like me 1689 01:24:57,247 --> 01:25:02,386 isn't worthy of a groundbreaking radical like you, but... 1690 01:25:06,089 --> 01:25:08,258 It's a little scuffed from Amber throwing it in my face 1691 01:25:08,291 --> 01:25:12,463 when I told her... I'd rather be with you. 1692 01:25:12,496 --> 01:25:13,497 You didn't! 1693 01:25:14,197 --> 01:25:14,197 I did. 1694 01:25:14,197 --> 01:25:15,533 Oh. 1695 01:25:16,867 --> 01:25:19,937 So, would you consider wearing my ring? 1696 01:25:21,338 --> 01:25:23,841 Would I? Would I? 1697 01:25:23,874 --> 01:25:26,510 "To lose thee were to lose myself." 1698 01:25:26,543 --> 01:25:29,146 Some kid named Milton wrote that in the third floor boy's room. 1699 01:25:29,179 --> 01:25:32,449 Oh, I have a wonderful life. Great parents, my own room, 1700 01:25:32,482 --> 01:25:35,652 stacks of 45s plus a learner's permit that's good through August. 1701 01:25:35,685 --> 01:25:37,721 But you know what I've been missing, Link? 1702 01:25:37,754 --> 01:25:39,523 I think I do. 1703 01:25:42,859 --> 01:25:45,996 Trace, they can keep us from kissing, 1704 01:25:46,029 --> 01:25:49,066 but they can't stop us from singing. 1705 01:25:50,467 --> 01:25:55,072 ♪ Once I was a selfish fool who never understood 1706 01:25:55,105 --> 01:26:00,344 ♪ I never looked inside myself Though on the outside, I looked good 1707 01:26:00,377 --> 01:26:04,815 ♪ Then we met and you made me the man I am today 1708 01:26:04,848 --> 01:26:09,353 ♪ Tracy, I'm in love with you no matter what you weigh 1709 01:26:09,386 --> 01:26:10,988 ♪ 'Cause without love 1710 01:26:11,021 --> 01:26:14,024 ♪ Life is like the seasons with no summer 1711 01:26:14,057 --> 01:26:15,859 ALL: ♪ Without love 1712 01:26:15,892 --> 01:26:18,996 ♪ Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer 1713 01:26:19,029 --> 01:26:24,001 ♪ Tracy, I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be 1714 01:26:24,034 --> 01:26:27,871 ALL: ♪ Without love 1715 01:26:27,904 --> 01:26:29,406 ♪ Tracy, never set me free 1716 01:26:31,007 --> 01:26:35,612 ♪ No, I ain't lyin' Never set me free, Tracy 1717 01:26:35,645 --> 01:26:38,115 ALL: ♪ No, no, no 1718 01:26:39,549 --> 01:26:41,385 ♪ Once I was a simple girl 1719 01:26:41,418 --> 01:26:41,418 ♪ Then stardom came to me 1720 01:26:43,987 --> 01:26:46,156 ♪ But I was still a nothing 1721 01:26:46,189 --> 01:26:49,259 ♪ Though 1,000 fans may disagree 1722 01:26:49,292 --> 01:26:53,497 ♪ Fame was just a prison Signing autographs a bore 1723 01:26:53,530 --> 01:26:58,402 ♪ I didn't have a clue till you came banging on my door 1724 01:26:58,435 --> 01:27:00,070 ALL: ♪ Without love 1725 01:27:00,103 --> 01:27:00,103 ♪ Life is like my dad without his bromo 1726 01:27:02,939 --> 01:27:05,108 ALL: ♪ Without love 1727 01:27:05,141 --> 01:27:08,045 ♪ Life's just making out to Perry Como 1728 01:27:08,078 --> 01:27:10,814 ALL: ♪ Darling, I'll be yours forever 1729 01:27:10,847 --> 01:27:13,016 ♪ 'Cause I never wanna be 1730 01:27:13,049 --> 01:27:16,487 ALL: ♪ Without love 1731 01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:16,520 ♪ So, darling, throw away the key 1732 01:27:19,856 --> 01:27:24,495 ♪ I'm yours forever Throw away the key 1733 01:27:24,528 --> 01:27:26,964 ALL: ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 1734 01:27:28,698 --> 01:27:32,069 Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely, 1735 01:27:32,102 --> 01:27:35,239 positively, permanently punished. 1736 01:27:36,907 --> 01:27:40,844 Why is it every time you tie your daughter up, the phone rings? 1737 01:27:42,612 --> 01:27:42,612 Hello? What am I wearing? 1738 01:27:46,483 --> 01:27:47,518 Psst. Penny! 1739 01:27:47,551 --> 01:27:47,551 Seaweed! 1740 01:27:47,551 --> 01:27:48,619 Shh. 1741 01:27:48,652 --> 01:27:50,254 Don't let my mother hear you. 1742 01:27:50,287 --> 01:27:52,589 She's punishing me for leaving without her permission. 1743 01:27:52,622 --> 01:27:55,459 I've come to rescue the fair maiden from her tower. 1744 01:27:55,492 --> 01:27:57,194 Oh, Seaweed, you do care. 1745 01:27:57,227 --> 01:28:00,197 I was worried it was just a lonely forbidden teenage fantasy. 1746 01:28:00,230 --> 01:28:02,065 From the first moment I saw you, 1747 01:28:02,098 --> 01:28:04,935 I knew that even the colors of our skin couldn't keep us apart. 1748 01:28:07,237 --> 01:28:10,207 Damn, these knots are something else. 1749 01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,577 Hurry! Seaweed! 1750 01:28:13,610 --> 01:28:18,448 ♪ Living in the ghetto black is everywhere ya go 1751 01:28:18,481 --> 01:28:20,951 ♪ Who would've thought I'd love a girl 1752 01:28:20,984 --> 01:28:23,287 ♪ With skin as white as winter's snow 1753 01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:27,991 ♪ In my ivory tower life was just a Hostess snack 1754 01:28:28,024 --> 01:28:32,462 ♪ But now I've tasted chocolate and I'm never going back 1755 01:28:32,495 --> 01:28:34,364 ALL: ♪ Without love 1756 01:28:34,397 --> 01:28:34,397 ♪ Life is like a beat that you can't follow 1757 01:28:37,467 --> 01:28:39,136 ALL: ♪ Without love 1758 01:28:39,169 --> 01:28:42,439 ♪ Life is Doris Day at the Apollo 1759 01:28:42,472 --> 01:28:44,808 ALL: ♪ Darling, I'll be yours forever 1760 01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:47,311 ♪ 'Cause I never wanna be 1761 01:28:47,344 --> 01:28:50,581 ♪ Without love 1762 01:28:50,614 --> 01:28:53,183 ♪ So, darling, never set me free 1763 01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:56,453 ALL: ♪ I'm yours forever 1764 01:28:56,486 --> 01:28:58,956 ♪ Never set me free 1765 01:28:58,989 --> 01:29:02,159 ♪ No, no, no 1766 01:29:02,192 --> 01:29:04,595 ♪ If you're locked up in this prison, Trace 1767 01:29:04,628 --> 01:29:07,364 ♪ I don't know what I'll do 1768 01:29:07,397 --> 01:29:12,235 ♪ Link, I've got to break out so that I can get my hands on you 1769 01:29:12,268 --> 01:29:17,040 ♪ And, girl, if I can't touch you now I'm gonna lose control 1770 01:29:17,073 --> 01:29:19,476 ♪ Seaweed, you're my black white knight 1771 01:29:19,509 --> 01:29:21,912 ♪ I've found my blue-eyed soul 1772 01:29:21,945 --> 01:29:24,548 ALL: ♪ Sweet freedom is our goal 1773 01:29:24,581 --> 01:29:26,617 ♪ Trace, I wanna kiss ya! 1774 01:29:26,650 --> 01:29:26,650 ♪ Then I can't wait for parole 1775 01:29:26,650 --> 01:29:29,519 Whoa! 1776 01:29:29,552 --> 01:29:29,552 Oh! 1777 01:29:29,552 --> 01:29:31,655 How did you do that? 1778 01:29:31,688 --> 01:29:32,923 More budget cuts. 1779 01:29:32,956 --> 01:29:35,592 It was either get new bars or get a gas chamber. 1780 01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:37,227 They made me promise to stay inside, 1781 01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:39,430 but I crossed my fingers behind my back. 1782 01:29:40,030 --> 01:29:41,231 Oh, Trace! 1783 01:29:42,599 --> 01:29:44,334 Oh, Link! 1784 01:29:44,367 --> 01:29:44,367 Oh, Seaweed! 1785 01:29:44,367 --> 01:29:46,436 Oh, Penny! 1786 01:29:46,469 --> 01:29:47,571 Oh, God! 1787 01:29:47,604 --> 01:29:50,607 A black boy's got my daughter! 1788 01:29:55,712 --> 01:29:58,882 Oh, there goes the neighborhood! 1789 01:30:00,617 --> 01:30:02,486 ALL: ♪ 'Cause without love 1790 01:30:02,519 --> 01:30:02,519 ♪ Life is like a prom that won't invite us 1791 01:30:05,822 --> 01:30:07,457 ALL: ♪ Without love 1792 01:30:07,490 --> 01:30:10,594 ♪ It's like getting my big break and laryngitis 1793 01:30:10,627 --> 01:30:12,129 ALL: ♪ Without love 1794 01:30:12,162 --> 01:30:15,565 ♪ Life's a 45 when you can't buy it 1795 01:30:15,598 --> 01:30:17,267 ALL: ♪ Without love 1796 01:30:17,300 --> 01:30:20,303 ♪ Life is like my mother on a diet 1797 01:30:20,336 --> 01:30:25,242 ALL: ♪ Like a week that's only Mondays Only ice cream never sundaes 1798 01:30:25,275 --> 01:30:27,511 ♪ Like a circle with no center 1799 01:30:27,544 --> 01:30:30,180 ♪ Like a door marked "Do not enter!" 1800 01:30:30,213 --> 01:30:35,052 ♪ Darling, I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be 1801 01:30:35,085 --> 01:30:38,588 ALL: ♪ Without love 1802 01:30:38,621 --> 01:30:40,457 BOTH: ♪ Yes, now you've captured me 1803 01:30:40,490 --> 01:30:42,859 ALL: ♪ Without love 1804 01:30:42,892 --> 01:30:45,328 BOTH: ♪ I surrender happily 1805 01:30:45,361 --> 01:30:48,331 ALL: ♪ Without love 1806 01:30:48,364 --> 01:30:50,801 ♪ Oh, Seaweed, never set me free 1807 01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,402 SEAWEED AND PENNY: ♪ No, no, no 1808 01:30:52,435 --> 01:30:53,870 TRACY AND LINK: ♪ I ain't lyin' 1809 01:30:53,903 --> 01:30:55,739 BOTH: ♪ Never set me free 1810 01:30:55,772 --> 01:30:58,642 ALL: ♪ No, no, no 1811 01:30:58,675 --> 01:31:00,243 BOTH: ♪ No, I don't wanna live without 1812 01:31:00,276 --> 01:31:02,212 ♪ Love, love, love 1813 01:31:04,013 --> 01:31:07,651 ALL: ♪ Darling, you had best believe me 1814 01:31:07,684 --> 01:31:11,188 ♪ Never leave me without love! ♪ 1815 01:31:44,404 --> 01:31:46,055 MOTORMOUTH: It's a mess out there. 1816 01:31:46,079 --> 01:31:48,582 LORRAINE: Ms. Motormouth, look! Now it's on Channel Two! 1817 01:31:48,767 --> 01:31:50,036 Turn it up! 1818 01:31:51,503 --> 01:31:53,939 ROB: This is Rob Barker for the WZZT News Team 1819 01:31:53,972 --> 01:31:56,876 coming to you live with an update on that jail break. 1820 01:31:56,909 --> 01:31:59,445 Just moments ago, teenage TV personality 1821 01:31:59,478 --> 01:32:01,947 and radical extremist, Tracy Turnblad, 1822 01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:04,583 escaped from the Baltimore Women's House of Detention. 1823 01:32:04,616 --> 01:32:06,218 Authorities say she may have been aided 1824 01:32:06,251 --> 01:32:10,423 by once-wholesome, formerly promising teen heartthrob, Link Larkin. 1825 01:32:10,456 --> 01:32:13,993 If sighted, citizens are asked to notify police immediately. 1826 01:32:14,026 --> 01:32:14,026 And in some entertainment news... 1827 01:32:14,026 --> 01:32:16,095 Lord have pity. 1828 01:32:16,128 --> 01:32:17,296 Eva Marie is... 1829 01:32:22,534 --> 01:32:22,534 Who's out there? 1830 01:32:22,534 --> 01:32:24,270 SEAWEED: It's us, Mama. 1831 01:32:24,303 --> 01:32:27,273 Ms. Motormouth. Is it okay if we come in? 1832 01:32:27,306 --> 01:32:28,674 I broke Tracy out of jail. 1833 01:32:28,707 --> 01:32:30,543 We know. It's been on all three channels. 1834 01:32:30,576 --> 01:32:33,212 Well, the jailbreak was easy compared to getting a taxi to this side of town. 1835 01:32:33,245 --> 01:32:36,782 As long as you're safe. Now, you're Penny, right? 1836 01:32:36,815 --> 01:32:39,218 Seaweed's got a girlfriend. 1837 01:32:39,251 --> 01:32:41,454 Look, is it all right if I brought her home? 1838 01:32:41,487 --> 01:32:43,289 I had to get her away from her nasty ass mama. 1839 01:32:43,322 --> 01:32:44,457 Hush, now. Don't explain it. 1840 01:32:44,490 --> 01:32:46,025 I saw the sparks between the two of you 1841 01:32:46,058 --> 01:32:47,693 first time I saw you dancing together. 1842 01:32:47,726 --> 01:32:49,395 And you don't mind? 1843 01:32:49,428 --> 01:32:52,565 Only a fool turns their back on the gift of love. 1844 01:32:52,598 --> 01:32:54,667 And this world is filled with a mess of fools, 1845 01:32:54,700 --> 01:32:56,736 so you two better brace yourselves 1846 01:32:56,769 --> 01:32:58,471 for a whole lot of ugly comin' at you 1847 01:32:58,504 --> 01:33:01,040 from a never-ending parade of stupid. 1848 01:33:01,073 --> 01:33:03,209 It's okay. My mother's gonna kill me anyway. 1849 01:33:03,242 --> 01:33:04,877 No, she won't. She'll kill him. 1850 01:33:04,910 --> 01:33:06,079 Inez! 1851 01:33:07,012 --> 01:33:08,714 All right. 1852 01:33:08,747 --> 01:33:10,916 And now that we're all together, we got to get busy. 1853 01:33:10,949 --> 01:33:12,585 You're not talking about going back to the TV station. 1854 01:33:12,618 --> 01:33:14,353 When will we get another chance like this? 1855 01:33:14,386 --> 01:33:16,021 Miss Hairspray will be on national TV. 1856 01:33:16,054 --> 01:33:16,054 But last time... 1857 01:33:16,054 --> 01:33:17,456 But this time, 1858 01:33:17,489 --> 01:33:19,125 we've got Corny and the studio guards backing us up. 1859 01:33:19,158 --> 01:33:20,593 No. 1860 01:33:20,626 --> 01:33:22,027 I'm going to turn myself in and go back to jail. 1861 01:33:22,060 --> 01:33:23,262 What? 1862 01:33:23,295 --> 01:33:26,165 I have to before I get anyone else in trouble. 1863 01:33:26,198 --> 01:33:28,601 Ms. Motormouth, you could lose your job. 1864 01:33:28,634 --> 01:33:30,903 Link, you could go to prison for what you did tonight. 1865 01:33:30,936 --> 01:33:33,405 And, Penny, your mother is going to kill you. 1866 01:33:33,438 --> 01:33:35,241 Does nobody hear me? She will kill him! 1867 01:33:35,274 --> 01:33:36,742 No disrespect, Ms. Motormouth, 1868 01:33:36,775 --> 01:33:39,311 but I almost got arrested for backing up the white girl. 1869 01:33:39,344 --> 01:33:41,113 Truth. Don't mind sitting this round out. 1870 01:33:41,146 --> 01:33:42,882 Exactly. We tried. Nothing happened. 1871 01:33:42,915 --> 01:33:45,951 And didn't old lady Von Tussle say something about hiring armed guards? 1872 01:33:45,984 --> 01:33:47,253 With arms! 1873 01:33:47,286 --> 01:33:48,754 Someone could get shot. And for what? 1874 01:33:48,787 --> 01:33:50,723 Just so we can dance on some oh-fay show? 1875 01:33:50,756 --> 01:33:53,392 You think all this is about dancing? 1876 01:33:53,425 --> 01:33:54,627 Isn't it? 1877 01:33:55,627 --> 01:33:57,263 I don't know. 1878 01:33:57,296 --> 01:33:59,765 Let's ask. 1879 01:33:59,798 --> 01:33:59,798 Tracy, what made you start this mess in the first place? 1880 01:33:59,798 --> 01:34:03,135 Hmm. 1881 01:34:03,168 --> 01:34:04,470 Was it to get on TV? 1882 01:34:04,503 --> 01:34:05,805 No. 1883 01:34:05,838 --> 01:34:07,173 Was it for the boy? 1884 01:34:07,206 --> 01:34:08,574 I almost lost him because of it. 1885 01:34:09,842 --> 01:34:11,511 So this is about dancing? 1886 01:34:12,544 --> 01:34:14,013 Together! 1887 01:34:18,116 --> 01:34:22,688 I want us all dancing together and I think it's wrong that we can't. 1888 01:34:25,457 --> 01:34:27,727 What do we do when we think something's wrong? 1889 01:34:28,427 --> 01:34:29,529 Hmm? 1890 01:34:30,829 --> 01:34:32,165 We fix it. 1891 01:34:33,765 --> 01:34:34,767 Children, 1892 01:34:37,736 --> 01:34:40,139 my children, 1893 01:34:40,172 --> 01:34:45,211 you are not the first to try, and you won't be the last. 1894 01:34:45,244 --> 01:34:49,582 But I'm here to tell you that I'm gonna keep on trying 1895 01:34:49,615 --> 01:34:52,852 until someday, somebody breaks through. 1896 01:34:52,885 --> 01:34:54,720 'Cause Lord knows, 1897 01:34:54,753 --> 01:34:57,690 I done had my eye on that door a whole lot longer than you. 1898 01:34:57,723 --> 01:34:57,723 What door? 1899 01:34:57,723 --> 01:34:59,292 The front door. 1900 01:35:00,259 --> 01:35:03,929 ♪ There's a light 1901 01:35:03,962 --> 01:35:08,100 ♪ In the darkness 1902 01:35:08,133 --> 01:35:14,207 ♪ Though the night is black as my skin 1903 01:35:16,141 --> 01:35:20,679 ♪ There's a light burning bright 1904 01:35:20,712 --> 01:35:25,685 ♪ Showing me the way, ooh 1905 01:35:26,685 --> 01:35:30,656 ♪ But I know where I've been 1906 01:35:32,224 --> 01:35:34,327 ♪ There's a cry 1907 01:35:36,261 --> 01:35:39,832 MOTORMOUTH: ♪ In the distance 1908 01:35:39,865 --> 01:35:46,071 ♪ It's a voice that comes from deep within 1909 01:35:48,173 --> 01:35:52,311 MOTORMOUTH: ♪ There's a cry asking why 1910 01:35:52,344 --> 01:35:56,315 ♪ I pray the answer's up ahead 1911 01:35:58,750 --> 01:36:04,023 ♪ 'Cause I know where I've been 1912 01:36:04,056 --> 01:36:04,056 ♪ There's a road we've been travelin' 1913 01:36:12,097 --> 01:36:17,737 ♪ Lost so many on the way 1914 01:36:19,705 --> 01:36:23,642 ♪ But the riches 1915 01:36:23,675 --> 01:36:28,013 ♪ Will be plenty 1916 01:36:28,046 --> 01:36:34,820 ♪ Worth the price, the price we had to pay 1917 01:36:36,521 --> 01:36:42,662 ♪ There's a dream in the future 1918 01:36:44,196 --> 01:36:50,336 ♪ There's a struggle we have yet to win 1919 01:36:52,304 --> 01:36:56,342 ♪ And there's pride in my heart 1920 01:36:56,375 --> 01:37:00,613 ♪ 'Cause I know where I'm going 1921 01:37:02,180 --> 01:37:08,087 ♪ Lord, I know where I've been 1922 01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:14,159 ALL: ♪ There's a road we must travel 1923 01:37:14,192 --> 01:37:16,161 ♪ We must travel, y'all 1924 01:37:16,194 --> 01:37:18,297 ALL: ♪ There's a promise 1925 01:37:18,330 --> 01:37:20,532 ♪ There's a promise 1926 01:37:20,565 --> 01:37:21,834 ALL: ♪ We must make 1927 01:37:21,867 --> 01:37:23,102 ♪ That we must make 1928 01:37:24,036 --> 01:37:26,939 ALL: ♪ But the riches 1929 01:37:26,972 --> 01:37:28,307 ♪ But the riches 1930 01:37:28,340 --> 01:37:29,808 ALL: ♪ Will be plenty 1931 01:37:29,841 --> 01:37:32,311 ♪ I said, the riches will 1932 01:37:32,344 --> 01:37:33,379 ALL: ♪ Worth the risk 1933 01:37:33,412 --> 01:37:34,480 ♪ Worth the risk 1934 01:37:34,513 --> 01:37:39,551 ALL: ♪ And the chances that we take 1935 01:37:39,584 --> 01:37:44,223 ♪ There's a dream 1936 01:37:44,256 --> 01:37:44,256 ♪ In the future 1937 01:37:48,026 --> 01:37:49,428 ♪ There's a struggle 1938 01:37:49,461 --> 01:37:50,662 ALL: ♪ Struggle 1939 01:37:50,695 --> 01:37:53,399 ♪ We have yet to win 1940 01:37:53,432 --> 01:37:56,568 ALL: ♪ We have yet to win 1941 01:37:56,601 --> 01:37:56,601 ♪ Use pride 1942 01:37:56,601 --> 01:37:58,270 ALL: ♪ Pride 1943 01:37:58,303 --> 01:38:00,539 ♪ In our hearts 1944 01:38:00,572 --> 01:38:05,310 ♪ To lift us up to tomorrow 1945 01:38:05,343 --> 01:38:12,218 ♪ 'Cause just to sit still would be a sin 1946 01:38:14,186 --> 01:38:15,788 ♪ Lord 1947 01:38:15,821 --> 01:38:21,827 ♪ Said I know 1948 01:38:21,860 --> 01:38:26,899 ♪ Where I've been 1949 01:38:29,568 --> 01:38:33,138 ♪ Said I know where I've 1950 01:38:33,171 --> 01:38:39,612 ♪ I know where I've been ♪ 1951 01:38:53,632 --> 01:38:55,768 This is Rob Barker coming to you live 1952 01:38:55,801 --> 01:38:58,971 from the certified up-to-code WZZT studios 1953 01:38:59,004 --> 01:39:01,340 in beautiful downtown Baltimore. 1954 01:39:01,373 --> 01:39:04,777 And presenting to you, live, on nationwide television, for the first time, 1955 01:39:04,810 --> 01:39:08,047 it's The Prime Time Corny Collins Spectacular, 1956 01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:10,883 where we'll be crowning your Miss Teenage Hairspray 1957 01:39:10,916 --> 01:39:14,219 and hosted by the one and only Corny Collins. 1958 01:39:14,252 --> 01:39:15,788 GIRLS: He's Corny! 1959 01:39:15,821 --> 01:39:19,258 ROB: All brought to you by Ultra Clutch! 1960 01:39:19,291 --> 01:39:22,161 ♪ What gives a girl power and punch? 1961 01:39:22,194 --> 01:39:23,963 ♪ Is it charm, is it poise? 1962 01:39:23,996 --> 01:39:25,831 ♪ No, it's hairspray 1963 01:39:25,864 --> 01:39:29,201 ♪ What gets a gal asked out for lunch 1964 01:39:29,234 --> 01:39:31,003 ♪ Is it brains, is it dough? 1965 01:39:31,036 --> 01:39:33,138 ♪ No, it's hairspray! 1966 01:39:33,171 --> 01:39:33,171 ♪ If you take a ride with no can at your side 1967 01:39:36,274 --> 01:39:39,945 ALL: ♪ Then your flip will be gone with the wind 1968 01:39:39,978 --> 01:39:41,680 ♪ But if you spray it and lock it 1969 01:39:41,713 --> 01:39:43,215 ALL: ♪ You can take off in a rocket 1970 01:39:43,248 --> 01:39:47,386 ♪ And in outer space each hair will be in place 1971 01:39:47,419 --> 01:39:50,522 ♪ Why take a chance when you get up and dance 1972 01:39:50,555 --> 01:39:54,593 ♪ If you twist I insist you use hairspray 1973 01:39:54,626 --> 01:39:57,763 ♪ And tell your mother her head she should smother 1974 01:39:57,796 --> 01:40:01,300 ALL: ♪ With Ultra-Clutch faithfully 1975 01:40:01,333 --> 01:40:04,737 ♪ So if you're a redhead, a blonde or brunette 1976 01:40:05,470 --> 01:40:06,739 ♪ Just take my advice 1977 01:40:06,772 --> 01:40:08,674 ♪ And you might just get 1978 01:40:08,707 --> 01:40:11,577 ♪ The only thing better than hairspray 1979 01:40:11,610 --> 01:40:12,911 ♪ That's me 1980 01:40:14,413 --> 01:40:15,981 ♪ Forget the milkman 1981 01:40:16,014 --> 01:40:18,984 ♪ The only thing better than hairspray 1982 01:40:19,017 --> 01:40:20,519 CHORUS: ♪ Hairspray 1983 01:40:20,552 --> 01:40:21,954 ♪ That's me! 1984 01:40:28,593 --> 01:40:32,131 ALL: ♪ What makes a man reach out and touch? 1985 01:40:32,164 --> 01:40:33,699 ♪ Ultra Clutch! 1986 01:40:35,634 --> 01:40:40,472 ♪ So if you're a redhead, a blonde or brunette 1987 01:40:40,505 --> 01:40:44,043 ♪ Just take my advice and you might just get 1988 01:40:44,076 --> 01:40:45,244 CHORUS: ♪ You might just 1989 01:40:45,277 --> 01:40:48,047 ♪ The only thing better than hairspray 1990 01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:48,080 ♪ That's me 1991 01:40:51,483 --> 01:40:53,018 GIRLS: ♪ He's Corny Collins! 1992 01:40:53,051 --> 01:40:56,789 ♪ The only thing better than hairspray 1993 01:40:56,822 --> 01:40:58,357 CHORUS: ♪ Hairspray, wow! 1994 01:40:58,390 --> 01:41:00,959 ♪ That's me! 1995 01:41:04,062 --> 01:41:06,499 ♪ Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one ♪ 1996 01:41:17,776 --> 01:41:17,776 And we're off for network commercial. 1997 01:41:22,714 --> 01:41:27,019 Uh, excuse me, excuse me. 1998 01:41:27,052 --> 01:41:27,052 What the heck is this? 1999 01:41:27,052 --> 01:41:29,822 Oh, uh... Uh... 2000 01:41:30,206 --> 01:41:33,576 Product placement. The sponsor insists. 2001 01:41:33,798 --> 01:41:35,962 Say, don't I know you? 2002 01:41:36,275 --> 01:41:36,275 Honest, Velma, I'm a total stranger. 2003 01:41:39,679 --> 01:41:41,447 Oh! Corny, get the guards! 2004 01:41:41,480 --> 01:41:42,463 Guards, come on! 2005 01:41:42,471 --> 01:41:44,573 What is this? Some kind of Trojan horse? 2006 01:41:44,606 --> 01:41:47,543 Who is hiding? Your jailbird daughter? 2007 01:41:47,558 --> 01:41:49,094 Not at all. 2008 01:41:49,127 --> 01:41:52,797 Well, if she's hiding in that can, she can rot in that can! 2009 01:41:53,862 --> 01:41:56,970 You! Anyone so much as touches this thing, open fire! 2010 01:41:57,212 --> 01:41:59,674 You heard the lady! Go on, now. Do your duty! 2011 01:42:01,105 --> 01:42:03,708 You win this time, Von Tussle. 2012 01:42:03,748 --> 01:42:06,624 You're one clever cookie, I'll give you that. 2013 01:42:06,672 --> 01:42:08,351 Get him out of here! 2014 01:42:08,367 --> 01:42:11,671 And we're back to Corny on camera three in three, two, one. Go. 2015 01:42:11,704 --> 01:42:13,172 Dave, Dave. 2016 01:42:14,246 --> 01:42:16,382 And now comes the talent portion of our competition 2017 01:42:16,415 --> 01:42:19,519 where the frontrunner gals will present a dance of their own creation. 2018 01:42:19,552 --> 01:42:21,387 Presently, it appears that Amber Von Tussle 2019 01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:23,189 and Tracy Turnblad are neck and neck. 2020 01:42:23,222 --> 01:42:25,491 But since, according to the latest police bulletins, 2021 01:42:25,524 --> 01:42:25,524 Miss Turnblad is still at large... 2022 01:42:25,524 --> 01:42:28,194 At very large. 2023 01:42:28,227 --> 01:42:30,563 Miss Hairspray just might be a foregone conclusion. 2024 01:42:30,596 --> 01:42:33,533 Still, our rules say contestants have to dance for it. 2025 01:42:33,566 --> 01:42:35,101 So, are you ready, Amber? 2026 01:42:35,134 --> 01:42:36,402 Ready as a rabbit on Easter. 2027 01:42:36,435 --> 01:42:36,435 Okay. 2028 01:42:36,435 --> 01:42:37,537 Okay. 2029 01:42:39,071 --> 01:42:42,042 Tracy Turnblad, this song is for you! 2030 01:42:44,774 --> 01:42:48,611 ♪ They came from way far out in outer space 2031 01:42:48,644 --> 01:42:51,681 ♪ She's hard to miss, and so they landed on her face 2032 01:42:51,714 --> 01:42:53,983 GUYS: ♪ She's got cooties 2033 01:42:54,016 --> 01:42:55,818 ♪ They found a place to nest 2034 01:42:55,851 --> 01:42:57,554 GUYS: ♪ She's got cooties 2035 01:42:57,587 --> 01:43:00,023 ♪ If I were her I'd be depressed 2036 01:43:00,056 --> 01:43:04,160 ♪ Long-tailed, sharp-nailed fuzzy legs, laying eggs 2037 01:43:04,193 --> 01:43:04,193 ♪ Come on, everybody, let's stamp them out! 2038 01:43:07,630 --> 01:43:09,198 CHORUS: ♪ She's got cooties 2039 01:43:09,231 --> 01:43:11,301 ♪ In science class she's like a walking show and tell 2040 01:43:11,334 --> 01:43:12,802 CHORUS: ♪ She's got cooties 2041 01:43:12,836 --> 01:43:15,204 ♪ You know she's coming down the hall from just the smell 2042 01:43:15,237 --> 01:43:17,173 GUYS: ♪ She's got cooties 2043 01:43:17,206 --> 01:43:19,409 ♪ Nobody wants to sit by her 2044 01:43:19,442 --> 01:43:21,110 ♪ She's got cooties 2045 01:43:21,143 --> 01:43:23,446 ♪ Don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur 2046 01:43:23,479 --> 01:43:25,815 ♪ Circle, circle Dot, dot, dot 2047 01:43:25,848 --> 01:43:27,650 COUNCIL MEMBERS: ♪ Hurry, get your cootie shot! 2048 01:43:27,683 --> 01:43:29,385 ♪ Dresses like a circus clown 2049 01:43:29,418 --> 01:43:31,688 COUNCIL MEMBERS: ♪ Somebody ought to hose her down 2050 01:43:31,721 --> 01:43:33,056 ♪ Grew up in a cootie zoo 2051 01:43:33,089 --> 01:43:37,927 ♪ I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too! ♪ 2052 01:43:37,960 --> 01:43:39,062 And that's for you! 2053 01:43:50,206 --> 01:43:51,674 Oh! 2054 01:43:51,707 --> 01:43:54,510 Thank you, America. Thank you, children. 2055 01:43:54,543 --> 01:43:58,147 I am now ready to consume the title of Miss Teenage Hairspray. 2056 01:43:58,180 --> 01:44:00,249 Uh, just to be sure, why don't we check the scoreboard, shall we? 2057 01:44:00,282 --> 01:44:00,282 Oh! 2058 01:44:00,282 --> 01:44:01,985 May we see a tally? 2059 01:44:05,588 --> 01:44:06,956 Yes! 2060 01:44:06,989 --> 01:44:09,892 Amber Von Tussle just squeaks in as the winner. 2061 01:44:09,925 --> 01:44:11,594 What did I tell you? 2062 01:44:11,627 --> 01:44:13,963 Give me the crown, give me the flowers, and everybody start bowing! 2063 01:44:13,996 --> 01:44:15,698 TRACY: Not so fast, Amber. 2064 01:44:15,731 --> 01:44:15,731 What? 2065 01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:17,500 Look who just walked through the front door. 2066 01:44:19,769 --> 01:44:21,671 CORNY: Right on schedule! 2067 01:44:21,704 --> 01:44:24,841 I mean, I know nothing about this very complex plan. 2068 01:44:24,874 --> 01:44:26,275 Ladies and gentlemen, 2069 01:44:26,308 --> 01:44:30,613 I give you the never to be counted out Miss Tracy Turnblad! 2070 01:44:30,646 --> 01:44:35,818 ♪ You can't stop an avalanche as it races down a hill 2071 01:44:35,851 --> 01:44:41,424 ♪ You can try to stop the seasons, girl, but you know you never will 2072 01:44:41,457 --> 01:44:46,996 ♪ And you can try to stop my dancin' feet, but I just cannot stand still 2073 01:44:47,029 --> 01:44:50,266 ♪ 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round 2074 01:44:50,299 --> 01:44:53,169 ♪ And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound 2075 01:44:53,202 --> 01:44:57,707 ♪ I was lost till I heard the drums, then I found my way 2076 01:44:57,740 --> 01:44:59,542 BOTH: ♪ You can't stop the beat 2077 01:44:59,575 --> 01:45:01,544 ♪ Ever since this whole world began 2078 01:45:01,577 --> 01:45:04,580 ♪ A woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man 2079 01:45:04,613 --> 01:45:09,052 ♪ So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it the best that I can today 2080 01:45:09,085 --> 01:45:11,621 ♪ You can't stop the motion of the ocean 2081 01:45:11,654 --> 01:45:12,889 ♪ Or the sun in the sky 2082 01:45:12,922 --> 01:45:15,792 ♪ You can wonder if you wanna, but I never ask why 2083 01:45:15,825 --> 01:45:17,260 ♪ And if you try to hold me down 2084 01:45:17,293 --> 01:45:20,563 ♪ I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 2085 01:45:20,596 --> 01:45:23,900 ♪ You can't stop the beat! 2086 01:45:27,570 --> 01:45:28,705 Oh! 2087 01:45:28,738 --> 01:45:30,473 So, what d'ya have to say, Penny? 2088 01:45:30,506 --> 01:45:30,506 I am now a checkerboard chick! 2089 01:45:33,542 --> 01:45:33,542 ♪ You can't stop a river as it rushes to the sea 2090 01:45:38,714 --> 01:45:44,320 ♪ You can try to stop the hands of time But'cha know it just can't be 2091 01:45:44,353 --> 01:45:47,223 ♪ And if they try to stop us, Seaweed 2092 01:45:47,256 --> 01:45:50,059 ♪ I'll call the NAACP 2093 01:45:50,092 --> 01:45:52,929 ♪ 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round 2094 01:45:52,962 --> 01:45:55,832 ♪ And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound 2095 01:45:55,865 --> 01:46:00,536 ♪ I was lost till I heard the drums, then I found my way 2096 01:46:00,569 --> 01:46:02,271 ♪ You can't stop the beat 2097 01:46:02,304 --> 01:46:04,340 ALL: ♪ Ever since we first saw the light 2098 01:46:04,373 --> 01:46:07,410 ♪ A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night 2099 01:46:07,443 --> 01:46:12,048 ♪ And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it with all my might today 2100 01:46:12,081 --> 01:46:13,382 ♪ You can't stop 2101 01:46:13,415 --> 01:46:15,952 ♪ The motion of the ocean or the rain from above 2102 01:46:15,985 --> 01:46:18,821 ♪ You can try to stop the paradise we're dreaming of 2103 01:46:18,854 --> 01:46:23,426 ♪ But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay 2104 01:46:23,459 --> 01:46:26,095 ♪ You can't stop the beat! 2105 01:46:26,128 --> 01:46:26,128 Get her! 2106 01:46:26,128 --> 01:46:27,530 Get her! 2107 01:46:28,364 --> 01:46:29,566 What? 2108 01:46:32,201 --> 01:46:34,704 This is my dance, and it's for everybody! 2109 01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:04,300 TRACY: ♪ So come on! 2110 01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:07,236 TRACY AND DANCERS: ♪ Come on! 2111 01:47:07,269 --> 01:47:09,539 ♪ Come on! 2112 01:47:09,572 --> 01:47:14,777 The Corny Collins Show is now, and forever more, officially integrated! 2113 01:47:16,011 --> 01:47:17,947 ALL: ♪ Ever since we first saw the light 2114 01:47:17,980 --> 01:47:20,716 ♪ A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night 2115 01:47:20,749 --> 01:47:25,588 ♪ And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today 2116 01:47:25,621 --> 01:47:28,257 ♪ 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean 2117 01:47:28,290 --> 01:47:29,859 ♪ Or the rain from above 2118 01:47:29,892 --> 01:47:31,994 ♪ You can try to stop the paradise we're dreaming of 2119 01:47:32,027 --> 01:47:36,966 ♪ But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay 2120 01:47:36,999 --> 01:47:42,572 ♪ You can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat! 2121 01:47:42,605 --> 01:47:47,076 ♪ You can't stop the beat! 2122 01:47:49,812 --> 01:47:51,114 ♪ Tracy! ♪ 2123 01:47:55,084 --> 01:47:57,053 That was incredible! 2124 01:47:57,086 --> 01:48:00,256 Hey, everyone! Everyone, look at that scoreboard! 2125 01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:08,965 Tracy Turnblad, I now declare you Miss Teenage Hairspray 1962! 2126 01:48:12,234 --> 01:48:14,904 This is wrong! This is just so wrong! 2127 01:48:14,937 --> 01:48:16,339 Let me see the bling. 2128 01:48:16,372 --> 01:48:18,541 You're gonna have to pry this from my cold, dead body. 2129 01:48:18,574 --> 01:48:18,574 Shouldn't be a problem. 2130 01:48:19,675 --> 01:48:21,010 Cool it, Action. 2131 01:48:21,043 --> 01:48:21,043 You can keep the stupid crown, Amber. 2132 01:48:21,043 --> 01:48:22,879 AMBER: Oh. 2133 01:48:22,912 --> 01:48:25,181 I have my heart set on something a lot more important. 2134 01:48:25,214 --> 01:48:27,216 Would that, uh... 2135 01:48:27,249 --> 01:48:29,018 Would that happen to be me? 2136 01:48:29,051 --> 01:48:30,953 Actually, I want a graduate degree in Musicology 2137 01:48:30,986 --> 01:48:30,986 with a minor in Ethnic Studies. 2138 01:48:30,986 --> 01:48:33,589 Oh. 2139 01:48:33,622 --> 01:48:33,622 And, of course, you, Link. 2140 01:48:35,524 --> 01:48:38,327 This is marvelous. 2141 01:48:38,360 --> 01:48:40,529 The phones are going crazy. 2142 01:48:40,562 --> 01:48:42,498 The whole country is watching. 2143 01:48:42,531 --> 01:48:44,967 Even the Governor called. 2144 01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:48,571 He's granted Tracy a pardon because he's enjoying the show so much 2145 01:48:48,604 --> 01:48:53,676 and a full scholarship to Essex Community College. 2146 01:48:58,013 --> 01:49:00,550 You just can't buy this kind of publicity. 2147 01:49:01,350 --> 01:49:04,620 Velma, you're a genius. 2148 01:49:04,653 --> 01:49:04,653 I am? 2149 01:49:06,188 --> 01:49:08,891 Ultra Clutch is about to launch a new line of products 2150 01:49:08,924 --> 01:49:12,495 and I want you to head the campaign. 2151 01:49:12,528 --> 01:49:14,330 I don't know what to say. 2152 01:49:14,363 --> 01:49:18,334 It comes with offices, a company car and a multifigure salary. 2153 01:49:18,367 --> 01:49:21,671 I just don't know what to say. 2154 01:49:21,704 --> 01:49:24,640 Velma Von Tussle, you are the newly appointed 2155 01:49:24,673 --> 01:49:24,673 president of Ultra Glow... 2156 01:49:24,673 --> 01:49:26,876 Ah! 2157 01:49:26,909 --> 01:49:26,909 ...beauty products for women of color! 2158 01:49:31,380 --> 01:49:35,318 And I think America would love to hear you kids sing our new theme song. 2159 01:49:35,351 --> 01:49:36,819 My big break. 2160 01:49:38,721 --> 01:49:41,324 You... 2161 01:49:41,357 --> 01:49:43,225 You give me back my daughter! 2162 01:49:43,258 --> 01:49:46,696 I know you have her. I seen it on TV! 2163 01:49:48,597 --> 01:49:50,633 Penny. 2164 01:49:50,666 --> 01:49:54,170 I hardly recognize you all done up like that. 2165 01:49:54,203 --> 01:49:55,905 I'm a pretty girl, Mama. 2166 01:49:57,206 --> 01:49:59,575 And you look so happy. 2167 01:49:59,608 --> 01:50:00,977 Well, 2168 01:50:01,010 --> 01:50:04,146 I can't say it's what I'd planned, 2169 01:50:04,179 --> 01:50:08,784 but if this fine-looking cat-like black boy... 2170 01:50:08,817 --> 01:50:12,521 If he's restored the light in your eyes, 2171 01:50:14,957 --> 01:50:17,293 Then how can I object? 2172 01:50:19,495 --> 01:50:21,931 Live television. Nothing like it. 2173 01:50:22,398 --> 01:50:23,599 Tracy, 2174 01:50:23,632 --> 01:50:27,203 this may not be the right moment, 2175 01:50:27,236 --> 01:50:29,438 but if I don't kiss you right now, 2176 01:50:29,471 --> 01:50:31,340 I might just bust a gut. 2177 01:50:31,373 --> 01:50:34,143 Well, we wouldn't want you to hurt yourself, now would we? 2178 01:50:34,176 --> 01:50:34,176 WILBUR: That's my girl! 2179 01:50:38,814 --> 01:50:42,051 Before I completely lose it, 2180 01:50:42,084 --> 01:50:44,020 can someone please explain to me, 2181 01:50:44,053 --> 01:50:46,288 if Tracy came in through the front door, 2182 01:50:46,321 --> 01:50:48,758 then who the hell is hiding in that can? 2183 01:50:49,958 --> 01:50:52,028 Seaweed, would you give me a hand, please? 2184 01:50:54,430 --> 01:50:56,466 May I present 2185 01:50:57,199 --> 01:50:59,335 my masterpiece. 2186 01:51:00,235 --> 01:51:01,304 Fire! 2187 01:51:15,851 --> 01:51:16,952 So? 2188 01:51:16,985 --> 01:51:18,888 What'd I miss? 2189 01:51:18,921 --> 01:51:22,091 Well, I been stuck in that can since lunch. 2190 01:51:22,124 --> 01:51:25,327 And I wouldn't rush right in after me if I was you. 2191 01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:28,197 Mama, we did it. We're on national TV. 2192 01:51:28,230 --> 01:51:29,565 National television? 2193 01:51:31,233 --> 01:51:33,069 America... 2194 01:51:37,673 --> 01:51:39,909 I made this myself. 2195 01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:45,076 ♪ You can't stop my happiness 'cause I like the way I am 2196 01:51:45,084 --> 01:51:50,560 ♪ And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham 2197 01:51:50,623 --> 01:51:56,330 ♪ So if you don't like the way I look Well, I just don't give a damn 2198 01:51:56,363 --> 01:51:59,566 ALL: ♪ 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round 2199 01:51:59,599 --> 01:52:02,235 ♪ And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound 2200 01:52:02,268 --> 01:52:06,807 ♪ I was lost till I heard the drums, and I found my way 2201 01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:08,909 ♪ 'Cause you can't stop the beat 2202 01:52:08,942 --> 01:52:10,978 ♪ Ever since this whole world began 2203 01:52:11,011 --> 01:52:13,680 ♪ A woman found out if she shook it, she could shake up a man 2204 01:52:13,713 --> 01:52:17,978 ♪ And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it the best that I can today 2205 01:52:17,986 --> 01:52:20,822 ♪ 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean 2206 01:52:20,855 --> 01:52:23,592 ♪ Or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna 2207 01:52:23,625 --> 01:52:26,561 ♪ But I never ask why And if you try to hold me down 2208 01:52:26,594 --> 01:52:29,097 ♪ I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 2209 01:52:29,130 --> 01:52:31,533 ♪ That you can't stop the beat! ♪ 2210 01:52:31,566 --> 01:52:34,002 Wilbur, be a dear and call for backup. Now! 2211 01:52:34,035 --> 01:52:36,137 Backup! 2212 01:52:36,170 --> 01:52:41,576 Step aside, Miss Buttercup. It's time to wrap this mutha up! 2213 01:52:41,609 --> 01:52:43,845 ♪ Oh, oh, oh You can't stop today 2214 01:52:43,878 --> 01:52:45,013 CHORUS: ♪ No! 2215 01:52:45,046 --> 01:52:46,915 ♪ As it comes speeding down the track 2216 01:52:46,948 --> 01:52:48,650 CHORUS: ♪ Oo-oo-oo, child, yes 2217 01:52:48,683 --> 01:52:48,683 ♪ Yesterday is hist'ry 2218 01:52:48,683 --> 01:52:50,819 CHORUS: ♪ Be gone 2219 01:52:50,852 --> 01:52:50,852 ♪ And it's never coming back 2220 01:52:50,852 --> 01:52:53,488 CHORUS: ♪ Look ahead 2221 01:52:53,521 --> 01:52:56,558 ALL: ♪ 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day 2222 01:52:56,591 --> 01:52:58,493 ♪ And it don't know white from black 2223 01:52:58,526 --> 01:52:59,628 CHORUS: ♪ Yeah! 2224 01:52:59,661 --> 01:53:01,196 ♪ 'Cause the world keeps spinning 2225 01:53:01,229 --> 01:53:03,465 ♪ 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time 2226 01:53:03,498 --> 01:53:07,002 ♪ To the speed of sound I was lost till I heard the drums 2227 01:53:07,035 --> 01:53:09,337 ♪ And I found my way 2228 01:53:09,370 --> 01:53:11,439 ♪ 'Cause you can't stop the beat 2229 01:53:11,472 --> 01:53:13,508 ♪ Ever since we first saw the light 2230 01:53:13,541 --> 01:53:16,278 ♪ A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night 2231 01:53:16,311 --> 01:53:20,649 ♪ And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today 2232 01:53:20,682 --> 01:53:23,551 ♪ 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean 2233 01:53:23,584 --> 01:53:26,721 ♪ Or the rain from above You can try to stop the paradise 2234 01:53:26,754 --> 01:53:29,224 ♪ We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm 2235 01:53:29,257 --> 01:53:34,596 ♪ Of two hearts in love to stay You can't stop the beat! 2236 01:53:42,570 --> 01:53:44,339 ♪ Go on, you Von Tussles, go and shake your fanny muscles 2237 01:53:44,372 --> 01:53:45,774 AMBER AND VELMA: ♪ We can't! 2238 01:53:45,807 --> 01:53:45,807 ♪ Yes, you can! 2239 01:53:45,807 --> 01:53:47,275 AMBER AND VELMA: ♪ No, we can't! 2240 01:53:47,308 --> 01:53:47,308 ALL: ♪ Yes, you can! 2241 01:53:47,308 --> 01:53:48,576 AMBER AND VELMA: ♪ Yes, we can! 2242 01:53:48,609 --> 01:53:51,279 ALL: ♪ Hallelujah Halle-you can't stop the beat 2243 01:53:51,312 --> 01:53:53,782 VELMA AND AMBER: ♪ Ever since we first saw the sun 2244 01:53:53,815 --> 01:53:57,052 ♪ We're always tryin' to please someone But now we're gonna 2245 01:53:57,085 --> 01:54:00,922 ♪ Shake and shimmy it and have some fun today 2246 01:54:00,955 --> 01:54:03,525 ALL: ♪ 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean 2247 01:54:03,558 --> 01:54:06,561 ♪ Or the rain from above You can try to stop the paradise 2248 01:54:06,594 --> 01:54:09,431 ♪ We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm 2249 01:54:09,464 --> 01:54:12,400 ♪ Of two hearts in love to stay 2250 01:54:12,433 --> 01:54:14,235 ♪ You can't stop the beat! 2251 01:54:14,268 --> 01:54:16,705 ♪ You can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat! 2252 01:54:16,738 --> 01:54:20,609 ♪ You can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat! ♪ 2253 01:55:00,815 --> 01:55:03,218 ♪ Baby, baby 2254 01:55:07,488 --> 01:55:13,294 ♪ Hey, old friend, let's look back on the crazy clothes we wore 2255 01:55:13,327 --> 01:55:19,134 ♪ Ain't it fun to look back and to see it's all been done before? 2256 01:55:19,167 --> 01:55:24,205 ♪ All those nights together are a special memory 2257 01:55:24,238 --> 01:55:27,408 ♪ And I can't wait for tomorrow 2258 01:55:27,441 --> 01:55:30,512 ♪ Just as long as you're dancing next to me 2259 01:55:30,545 --> 01:55:35,016 BOTH: ♪ 'Cause it's so clear every year we get stronger 2260 01:55:35,049 --> 01:55:36,451 CHORUS: ♪ Stronger 2261 01:55:36,484 --> 01:55:36,484 ♪ What's gone is gone 2262 01:55:36,484 --> 01:55:39,120 ♪ The past is the past 2263 01:55:39,153 --> 01:55:40,622 BOTH: ♪ Turn the radio up 2264 01:55:40,655 --> 01:55:42,757 ♪ And then hit the gas 'cause 2265 01:55:42,790 --> 01:55:48,596 ♪ I know we've come so far, but we've got so far to go 2266 01:55:48,629 --> 01:55:53,701 ♪ I know the road seems long, but it won't be long till it's time to go 2267 01:55:53,734 --> 01:55:56,638 ♪ So most days we'll take it fast 2268 01:55:56,671 --> 01:56:00,175 ♪ And some nights we'll take it slow 2269 01:56:00,208 --> 01:56:05,947 ♪ I know we've come so far, but, baby, baby, we've got so far to go 2270 01:56:09,217 --> 01:56:11,819 ♪ Baby, baby 2271 01:56:11,852 --> 01:56:16,925 ♪ Hey, old friend, together Side by side and year by year 2272 01:56:16,958 --> 01:56:19,761 ♪ The road was filled with twists and turns 2273 01:56:19,794 --> 01:56:23,097 BOTH: ♪ Oh, but that's the road that got us here so 2274 01:56:23,130 --> 01:56:28,803 ♪ Let's move past the bad times, but before those memories fade 2275 01:56:28,836 --> 01:56:31,839 ♪ Let's forgive but not forget and learn 2276 01:56:31,872 --> 01:56:34,842 ♪ From all the mistakes we made 'cause 2277 01:56:34,875 --> 01:56:38,746 BOTH: ♪ It's so clear every year we get stronger 2278 01:56:38,779 --> 01:56:40,048 CHORUS: ♪ Stronger 2279 01:56:40,081 --> 01:56:40,081 ♪ So don't give up 2280 01:56:40,081 --> 01:56:43,318 ♪ And don't say when 2281 01:56:43,351 --> 01:56:46,688 BOTH: ♪ Let's get back on the road again 'cause 2282 01:56:46,721 --> 01:56:51,092 ♪ I know we've come so far, but we've got so far to go 2283 01:56:51,125 --> 01:56:52,794 MOTORMOUTH: Take y'all bows. 2284 01:56:52,827 --> 01:56:57,498 ♪ I know the road seems long, but it won't be long till it's time to go 2285 01:56:57,531 --> 01:57:00,835 MOTORMOUTH AND PENNY: ♪ So most days we'll take it fast 2286 01:57:00,868 --> 01:57:04,138 ♪ And some nights we'll take it slow 2287 01:57:04,171 --> 01:57:06,407 ♪ I know we've come so far 2288 01:57:06,440 --> 01:57:09,877 ♪ But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go 2289 01:57:09,910 --> 01:57:11,146 ♪ Baby, baby 2290 01:57:12,813 --> 01:57:12,813 ♪ Baby, baby 2291 01:57:15,416 --> 01:57:16,884 ALL: ♪ Hey, old friend, come along for this ride 2292 01:57:16,917 --> 01:57:18,519 PENNY: ♪ Along for the ride 2293 01:57:18,552 --> 01:57:18,552 ALL: ♪ There's plenty of room so jump inside 2294 01:57:18,552 --> 01:57:21,522 ♪ Jump inside 2295 01:57:21,555 --> 01:57:23,825 ALL: ♪ The highway's rocky every now and then 2296 01:57:23,858 --> 01:57:27,128 ♪ But it's so much better than where I've been 2297 01:57:27,161 --> 01:57:29,597 ♪ Just keep movin' at your own speed 2298 01:57:29,630 --> 01:57:29,630 ♪ Your heart is all the compass you'll ever need 2299 01:57:32,767 --> 01:57:35,370 ALL: ♪ Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on 2300 01:57:35,403 --> 01:57:40,475 ♪ 'Cause the rearview mirror only shows what's gone, gone, gone 2301 01:57:43,044 --> 01:57:45,247 ♪ Got so far to go 2302 01:57:50,718 --> 01:57:50,718 ALL: ♪ Oh, it's so clear 2303 01:57:50,718 --> 01:57:54,555 MOTORMOUTH: ♪ Every year we get stronger 2304 01:57:54,588 --> 01:57:56,090 ALL: ♪ Stronger 2305 01:57:56,123 --> 01:57:56,123 PENNY: ♪ Don't give up 2306 01:57:56,123 --> 01:57:58,960 MOTORMOUTH: ♪ Don't give in 2307 01:57:59,827 --> 01:58:02,330 Hey, y'all, sing it! Let's go! 2308 01:58:02,363 --> 01:58:04,632 ALL: ♪ I know we've come so far 2309 01:58:04,665 --> 01:58:06,768 ♪ But we've got so far to go 2310 01:58:08,336 --> 01:58:10,204 ALL: ♪ I know the road seems long 2311 01:58:10,237 --> 01:58:13,975 ♪ But it won't be long till it's time to go, so 2312 01:58:14,008 --> 01:58:16,544 MOTORMOUTH: ♪ So most days we'll take it fast 2313 01:58:16,577 --> 01:58:19,714 ♪ And some nights we'll take it slow 2314 01:58:19,747 --> 01:58:22,283 PENNY: ♪ I know we've come so far but, but 2315 01:58:22,316 --> 01:58:23,818 ALL: ♪ Baby, baby 2316 01:58:23,851 --> 01:58:25,787 ♪ We've got so far to go 2317 01:58:25,820 --> 01:58:28,456 ♪ Baby, baby 2318 01:58:28,489 --> 01:58:31,392 ♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go 2319 01:58:31,425 --> 01:58:34,228 ♪ Baby, baby 2320 01:58:34,261 --> 01:58:37,298 ♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go 2321 01:58:37,331 --> 01:58:40,301 ♪ Baby, baby 2322 01:58:40,334 --> 01:58:43,004 ♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go 2323 01:58:43,037 --> 01:58:45,773 ♪ Baby, baby 2324 01:58:45,806 --> 01:58:48,943 ♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go 2325 01:58:48,976 --> 01:58:51,646 ♪ Baby, baby 2326 01:58:51,679 --> 01:58:54,615 ♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go 2327 01:58:54,648 --> 01:58:57,485 ♪ Baby, baby 2328 01:58:57,518 --> 01:59:01,089 ♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go ♪